He Eats Bullets For Breakfast

Your day is pretty much ruined right about the time you get shot in the head. This lucky son of a bitch walked away with two new holes in his face. Pour some vodka on that shit and he'll be just fine.

27 Comments
  • kidbocker September 15, 2010

    Spongebob does it every day of his life

    -9
  • dirtysanchez69 September 15, 2010

    Damn chief you even FAILED at killing yourself. Get back up and try again.

    +0
  • spaulding September 15, 2010

    just how tough is this guy?

    +3
  • crazypoopz September 15, 2010

    at least he gets ice cream

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi September 15, 2010

    You shall now be called: Cyclops.

    +0
  • 2indastink September 15, 2010

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    -10
  • boppalilbit September 15, 2010

    Dude 30 vicodins 20 beers and a fifth of scotch would of been much easier.. NM I do that everyday and it dont work either

    -3
  • atmydismay September 15, 2010

    finally! someone as tough as chuck norris!

    +6
  • ninjakins September 15, 2010

    holy shit, hole in the chin and forehead and he is still alive? now that is crazy.

    +0
  • drublix September 15, 2010

    Fake! Redneck popped a zit

    +1
  • thisjokerswild September 15, 2010

    I wonder if he whistles when air blows over his head.

    +1
  • ftwbiker September 15, 2010

    He needed that like he needed a hole in his head.

    +0
  • killkenny September 15, 2010

    I wanna fuck with his head.

    +2
  • bigtalk September 15, 2010

    if you cross the gun line you be shot

    +0
  • boredshitless September 15, 2010

    stick a magnet on his head!

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 15, 2010

    Yep another self made fucktard.

    +0
  • magnavox50 September 15, 2010

    man he needed a stay in the hospital like he needed a hole in th... oh yeah sorry. (insert negatives here>>>>>>)

    +0
  • wargod September 15, 2010

    He actually has a good chance for survival. I took one on the forehead high above the right eye. And fuck you for all the -1's I will get for this

    +2
  • rockinron September 15, 2010

    there once was a man from nantucket, had a dick so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if i had another hole in my head i would fuck it!! must be this guys from nantucket.

    +1
  • dopesmoker September 15, 2010

    "Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!"

    +2
  • rodeye2 September 16, 2010

    Doctor:"we are wheeling you to the roof so you can finish the job".

    +2
  • pizzapie September 16, 2010

    He missed

    +0
  • rareranking September 16, 2010

    Doctors are like, We are not sure what the fuk to do, SOB should be dead...

    +0
  • wisconsinjed September 16, 2010

    Marla, you met me in a very strange time in my life. Now let'd hold hands and watch these building come down! Oh yea, the first rule of fight club..............

    +0
  • wisconsinjed September 16, 2010

    Wow, so many typos, so little time.

    +0
  • wackinisgood September 16, 2010

    hey u missed

    +0
  • juliobuttfuck October 1, 2010

    should of saved the bullet for a mexicant

    +1
 
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