You Don't Want To Miss Your Train

If you're tired of life and looking for a sure way to end it all, you might want to consider lying down on some railroad tracks. As you can see it's quite effective, not terribly messy and actually a little easier for the guy picking you up since your weight is divided into a few sections. Think about it.

34 Comments
  • spaulding September 20, 2010

    1: I'm gonna waste a good comment to say that I fucking love this website. 2: Using the train is even cheaper than a bullet. You broke fuck.

    +2
  • dirtysanchez69 September 20, 2010

    I wonder if he was trained on that?

    +1
  • vikingshill September 20, 2010

    His nickname was peanut, and he was hit by train #10

    +0
  • oicu8abullet September 20, 2010

    It's hilarious how the guy just throws his head and body around like he's gathering trash from his yard.

    +1
  • getfucked September 20, 2010

    Thrain fuckin chew chewed him up

    +0
  • oicu8abullet September 20, 2010

    Minus me if you must, but I have to say it. In Soviet Russia, train rides you!

    +5
  • flamingasshole September 20, 2010

    That dude had a long neck, no wonder he suicide. Who would want to live like that.

    -1
  • creek September 20, 2010

    Total tard to get hit by a train...its not like they jump out from around corners..

    +1
  • killkenny September 20, 2010

    I don't know what was so funny, but it sure cracked him up.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet September 20, 2010

    @killkenny. Yeah, it was a real side splitter.

    +0
  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    I like to watch these sort of vids whilst eating K.F.C, and close my eyes and imagine I'm eating a stinking ethnically challenged person.

    +0
  • squid12 September 20, 2010

    This magician sucks...

    +0
  • 2indastink September 20, 2010

    yum yum in my tum.

    +0
  • d90girl September 20, 2010

    I hope he's alright

    +0
  • ftwbiker September 20, 2010

    Parts is Parts.

    +0
  • dnl_uncola September 20, 2010

    Wait, can i have that arm? It would look great with my Halloween decor!

    +0
  • island_mon September 20, 2010

    better him than me...

    +0
  • drublix September 20, 2010

    Train wins

    +0
  • nogo September 20, 2010

    on the bright side, at least part of hime looks like a pez dispenser

    +0
  • atmydismay September 20, 2010

    Wrong place to take a power nap

    +2
  • ghosthunter September 20, 2010

    I hear the Train a coming, my life is going to end..

    +0
  • rockinron September 20, 2010

    with a neck like that, this would have been much more crazyshit worthy if he would hav hung himself!! woulda lookd like a fuckin alien with a 3 ft neck hanging in a tree.

    -1
  • ninersfan2010 September 20, 2010

    Way to check his pulse...

    -1
  • miked September 20, 2010

    mmmmmmmm spaghetti

    +1
  • dustman September 20, 2010

    dude, i just realized that the man's head cam off attatched to his arm. total train collision aftermath win

    +0
  • bigtalk September 20, 2010

    come on guy get it together this is not time to fall to pieces

    -2
  • duzzit September 21, 2010

    Looks like a flesh wound to me, get up and walk it off boy!!! Give me your hand, I'll help you up.

    +1
  • n306 September 21, 2010

    When I was a mortician I only got 1 chain sawed lady and a crushed head. Look at this guy he looks scared to touch

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth September 21, 2010

    No, the last thing he said was, "I was in the fucking Army, I can do this shit!"

    +1
  • wackinisgood September 21, 2010

    lmao mr biggles

    +0
  • wisconsinjed September 21, 2010

    I really never thought about it but I guess the train would cauterize (pardon the spelling) the wounds. Those friction on those wheels have to make them pretty hot.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed September 21, 2010

    There is a old wooden bridge close to my house and Amtrak uses it daily going to New Orleans. I haven't been there for a long time. We used to take some LSD or eat some shrooms and go lay on the rafters on the bridgen, when the train came through we could literaly put our arms and touch the train. It was awesome. Damn, I miss hose days, it's a wonder no one was killed! Looking back, we like most of you older guys, did a lot of stuff that should have killed us.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2010

    Man, he's really a train wreck.

    +0
  • magnavox50 September 22, 2010

    he might have missed the train but the train sure as hell didn't miss him

    +0
 
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