He Can't Even Kill Himself Right

Either learn to tie a better knot or use a higher bridge, asshole. I thought you wanted to die so what the fuck are you swimming for? Kids these days have no commitment.

30 Comments
  • crap September 22, 2010

    looks like a jumping beaner- pity he lived

    +4
  • oicu8abullet September 22, 2010

    It's just an emo fish. Throw it back.

    +1
  • creek September 22, 2010

    Go under and breathe like Aquaman...

    +1
  • getfucked September 22, 2010

    He could have at least let himself drown, fucking useless cunt

    +0
  • wackinisgood September 22, 2010

    another taxpayer saved

    +1
  • creek September 22, 2010

    I would have popped him in that retarded head of his..

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 September 22, 2010

    Someone needs to go to know tying school....

    Try again tomorrow loser.

    +0
  • spaulding September 22, 2010

    What's this world coming to, when you won't even let a guy kill himself?

    -1
  • vikingshill September 22, 2010

    It must suck to fail at everything in life, especially suicide.

    +1
  • island_mon September 22, 2010

    Another sad sack who's mommy didn't give enough attention to. He fell in the water all he had to do was swim away from the boat. Looks like that current would have drowned his ass.

    +1
  • rockinron September 22, 2010

    next week they will arrest him for boarder jumping, should have just let the wet back drown.

    -3
  • 2indastink September 22, 2010

    omg ROFLMAO, i couldnt stop laughing at #21, i was in the middle of my spanish exam and i burst out laughing when i remembered that. that is BY FAR the FUNNIEST thing i ever saw on my sons penis.

    -2
  • mojado September 22, 2010

    Se que no muchos van a entender este mensaje, por eso me vale madre que no tenga que ver con este video...

    -10
  • gasguy September 22, 2010

    quick shot him before he jumps an hurts someone

    -2
  • crazypoopz September 22, 2010

    should of tasered his ass in the water and said he was resisting arrest

    +1
  • duckduck September 22, 2010

    tie him to a cinder block and throw him back

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2010

    And after all that, he's gonna have a huge bill from the state to pay.

    +0
  • atmydismay September 22, 2010

    Bring him to a higher bridge and give him a deflated life jacket!

    +1
  • bigtalk September 22, 2010

    that has to be the first wetback to his stomach wet

    -3
  • sirpoonius September 22, 2010

    The Bean team hes no chance in the olympic's .

    +0
  • magnavox50 September 22, 2010

    If he had only read the book I wrote "Suicide: getting it right the first time" he never would have had this problem

    +0
  • lenny9651 September 22, 2010

    ummmm? was that an american cop pulling a illegal mexican out of the water with a gaffing hook?

    +0
  • n306 September 23, 2010

    Fuck! they should have let him drown

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 23, 2010

    That wouldn't of happened if the rope was made in America.

    +0
  • okjames September 23, 2010

    we got us one boys!

    +0
  • heath84 September 23, 2010

    OMG!! I think he just remembered the 20k he used to build the low rider pint

    +0
  • smak September 23, 2010

    I've shit turds that float better

    +0
  • jasonjetski September 23, 2010

    Tyrone never could tie yer own ropes.......ahh fuck it!

    +0
  • lameristotel September 23, 2010

    Now beat the shit out of him for being stupid attention whore.

    +0
  • juliobuttfuck October 1, 2010

    I would of shot that wetback,but why waste a perfectly good bullit,whack that fucker with the paddles.

    +0
 
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