Retarded Cooking Part 1

About 10 years ago, a VHS copy of the greatest show ever on television came my way. Merrill Howard Kalin was not only a born entertainer, but also an amazing chef and is here to teach you how to cook. So watch and learn from a master in the kitchen, and in a few days I will post part 2 so you can see how it all turned out.

48 Comments
  • crazypoopz September 29, 2010

    i member my first beer

    -1
  • crazypoopz September 29, 2010

    it puts the lotion on the skin

    -2
  • vikingshill September 29, 2010

    Emeril better watch his back, this kid's a natural.

    +3
  • atmydismay September 29, 2010

    He must have been a short order cook on the short bus

    +6
  • immortal September 29, 2010

    I will wait for part 2, than make the comment about this guy.

    +0
  • richardhead September 29, 2010

    wow thats a nice case of salmonella in the making

    +5
  • wirenap September 29, 2010

    that's one special recipe

    +2
  • motatwo September 29, 2010

    great case of cross contamination!!

    +0
  • motatwo September 29, 2010

    coocking for dummy

    +1
  • dethzombie September 29, 2010

    What a fucking retard.

    -2
  • ftwbiker September 29, 2010

    He's Down with the Syndrome!

    +4
  • duckduck September 29, 2010

    mmmm more better tasty

    -1
  • buzzhawg September 29, 2010

    If you kick a tard in his face do you automatically go to hell?

    +0
  • el_polio_loco September 29, 2010

    I...........don't think I can laugh to any of this.

    -2
  • fuckniggers September 29, 2010

    "bad parts is yicky" the salad is the most importin meal og the day cuz its easy to do hahaha lazy fat retarded!!! yicky yicky

    -2
  • spedman September 29, 2010

    surprised he's allowed to use that sharp of a knife

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 29, 2010

    I usually wash my hands between chickens.

    +0
  • rockinron September 29, 2010

    is this the same retard that tried to teach us how to dance last week?

    +0
  • rockinron September 29, 2010

    bet his mommy is actually proud of him for this.

    +0
  • dominican_ak47 September 29, 2010

    OMFG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • cektop_bundy September 29, 2010

    Subway's Training Video

    +7
  • ouch September 29, 2010

    What’s better than winning the Special Olympics? ……………Being normal

    +0
  • ouch September 29, 2010

    Making salad on a boar you just had raw chicken on = runny poo and a night or two of praying to the porcelain god.

    +2
  • moonunknown September 29, 2010

    LMAO funny

    +0
  • moonunknown September 29, 2010

    LMAO!!! what a messy and look at the fucking JELL-O u said u left jello in freeze long time? yeah right...

    +0
  • thundermug September 29, 2010

    Who would have known...that ten years later this guy's wife would cheat on him. Or not whatever!

    +1
  • revharris September 29, 2010

    The best meal of the day is the E-Coli Salad!! Wemember to take the bad pieces out bwacause you cant eat the bad pieces!

    +0
  • magnavox50 September 29, 2010

    ^couldn't agree more I am suprised this kid hasn't killed someone with a fucking salad already!

    +0
  • spinal-tap September 29, 2010

    Well i be damn if you listen to him close i swear obama is talking.

    +3
  • killkenny September 29, 2010

    In Ohio, this guy is normal.

    +4
  • bigtalk September 30, 2010

    he'd make a great lunch lady

    +1
  • pasher71 September 30, 2010

    @killkenny I'm from Ohio and i always toss your old lady's salad BEFORE I choke my chicken.

    -2
  • rodeye2 September 30, 2010

    Don't ever eat his cream filled pie.

    +0
  • stacey September 30, 2010

    I kept waiting for him to cut him self doing "this" to those cucumbers... but alas no special mishaps

    +0
  • t0ne September 30, 2010

    Is that jared from the subway commercial before he lost all that weight

    +0
  • getfucked September 30, 2010

    Isn't that Jamie Oliver?

    +0
  • snapshot September 30, 2010

    Dis nigga didn't even wipe off the cutting board after he put raw chicken on it nasty ass!!!

    +0
  • lordsho September 30, 2010

    I want to see him eat this Salmonela sallad he's putting together!

    Hmmm... chicken juice!

    +0
  • spaulding September 30, 2010

    Damnit it Howard, I buy you books, I send you to school, and you're STILL stupid.

    +0
  • cellule September 30, 2010

    Only retarded do cooking stuff. The average American order pizza for breakfest and it's usually good for the day.

    +0
  • miked September 30, 2010

    this was bigtalk before the drugs took over

    +0
  • island_mon September 30, 2010

    Looks like a Burger King manager in training.

    +0
  • knightryder September 30, 2010

    i would hav laughed my ass off if he

    died from eating something he made on

    the show.

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 30, 2010

    looks like my retard brother in law..

    +0
  • drublix September 30, 2010

    please chop off a finger in part 2

    +1
  • cmwar-15 September 30, 2010

    fucking hillarious....a little part inside us all died laughing at that...

    +0
  • willynilly October 1, 2010

    Only a fucking retard can fuck up a jello mold. Ballsy given him a knife.

    +0
  • moonunknown October 6, 2010

    Glad i were there and wont eat his food. why? HE DONT WASH HIS FUCKING HAND.

    +0
 
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