Retarded Cooking Part 2
Merrill Howard Kalin is back for some more action in the kitchen, so if you didn't see Part 1, check it out. He's cutting up fruit for the jello and while he does, he's going to entertain us with a few of the many celebrity impersonations he has mastered. Once the stuffing is done, it's time for some lickin' good chicken. Oooh, is that ranch he's putting on the salad? Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmm, soooooo good! Good enough to make you jizz your pants. I'm ready for lunch.
Is that the same salad that he rubbed around in raw chicken juice?
No wonder this guy is entertaining, he must have a dozen people living inside his head.
Hes more retarded then the other video if thats even possible, and what the fuck is he making?!
Adam, you're going to hell for posting this, and I'm going to hell for watching it. hhahaha
I want his porky the pig impression to be my moving picture thing in the forums. Anyone know how to do that?
The sad thing is hes still smarter than ex president Bush.
amn just think what this guy will belike in 10 years. worse yet there is some chick out there tha would actually fuck him and repalute the gene pool with his offspring..
his show was so retarded he started entertaining himself he should of been cooking with some wine now that would of been a great show
Cutting bananas? Lorena Bobbit watched this show on local access TV after Mr. Bobbit beat her ass.
omg, look at his right fist all bruised up and swollen from a retarded rage. They have fits and punch anything in front of them. Great idea to give him a bunch of knives.
I don't think I'd even let him use a spoon
what the fuck are you posting stupid shit for ... maybe u should make an alternate shit site called stupidshit
btw this is y I eat at home.
am I going to hell for hoping he would cut himself and go screaming off set?
I really don't find anything funny about making fun of people who can't help being the way they are. My son is autistic, and he can't even verbally communicate.
On a different note--I don't know if I'd trust that man around my knives.
Wash your hands fatty
A Really stupid fat white person trying to be funny is all to common these days, I'm sure every generation in his family tail tucked their way through life, And opening doors with their fat bellies instead of their hand, fucking PUSSIES.
You should see him toss salad
That was nastier than Kramer preparing dinner in his shower.
- Merrill Howard Kalin died suddenly at the age of 45 in his home in Ohio on June 20th, 2008
- I guess he tried to cook alone
Take the knives away from that scary mutherfucker
umm ok then i'm gonna be sick excuse me.
The fact that somebody filmed this helps me understand why Ohio is known as Northern Mississippi.
His brother needed some grapes for the jell-o.
^^^this wasn't suppose to post here^^^
This is obama talking
Americas got talent, and this is the winner lol..... THICK TWAT!!!!
wtf....why he put so many apple on top of jello and those jello are messy. why he use a mes cup that he gonna pour whole cup of water? so he is SOOO DUMB!!
^ are you his brother?
duhduhduhduhduh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa deeeeeeee ahhh thats all folks!
Reminds me of that guy from the "earthquake warning" clip. If you haven't seen that, you haven;t seen it all.
I fuckin love retards. They make the world a more enjoyable place..