Retarded Cooking Part 2

Merrill Howard Kalin is back for some more action in the kitchen, so if you didn't see Part 1, check it out. He's cutting up fruit for the jello and while he does, he's going to entertain us with a few of the many celebrity impersonations he has mastered. Once the stuffing is done, it's time for some lickin' good chicken. Oooh, is that ranch he's putting on the salad? Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmm, soooooo good! Good enough to make you jizz your pants. I'm ready for lunch.

32 Comments
  • oicu8abullet October 5, 2010

    Is that the same salad that he rubbed around in raw chicken juice?

    +3
  • vikingshill October 5, 2010

    No wonder this guy is entertaining, he must have a dozen people living inside his head.

    +7
  • atmydismay October 5, 2010

    Hes more retarded then the other video if thats even possible, and what the fuck is he making?!

    +5
  • spaulding October 5, 2010

    Adam, you're going to hell for posting this, and I'm going to hell for watching it. hhahaha

    +1
  • spaulding October 5, 2010

    I want his porky the pig impression to be my moving picture thing in the forums. Anyone know how to do that?

    +4
  • bigfun72 October 5, 2010

    The sad thing is hes still smarter than ex president Bush.

    +5
  • rockinron October 5, 2010

    amn just think what this guy will belike in 10 years. worse yet there is some chick out there tha would actually fuck him and repalute the gene pool with his offspring..

    +0
  • bigtalk October 5, 2010

    his show was so retarded he started entertaining himself he should of been cooking with some wine now that would of been a great show

    -2
  • buzzhawg October 5, 2010

    Cutting bananas? Lorena Bobbit watched this show on local access TV after Mr. Bobbit beat her ass.

    +0
  • buzzhawg October 5, 2010

    omg, look at his right fist all bruised up and swollen from a retarded rage. They have fits and punch anything in front of them. Great idea to give him a bunch of knives.

    +0
  • wirenap October 5, 2010

    I don't think I'd even let him use a spoon

    +0
  • wackinisgood October 5, 2010

    what the fuck are you posting stupid shit for ... maybe u should make an alternate shit site called stupidshit

    -3
  • wackinisgood October 5, 2010

    btw this is y I eat at home.

    -3
  • stacey October 5, 2010

    am I going to hell for hoping he would cut himself and go screaming off set?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 5, 2010

    I really don't find anything funny about making fun of people who can't help being the way they are. My son is autistic, and he can't even verbally communicate.

    On a different note--I don't know if I'd trust that man around my knives.

    +0
  • villision October 5, 2010

    Wash your hands fatty

    +0
  • white_coward October 5, 2010

    A Really stupid fat white person trying to be funny is all to common these days, I'm sure every generation in his family tail tucked their way through life, And opening doors with their fat bellies instead of their hand, fucking PUSSIES.

    -6
  • pizzapie October 5, 2010

    You should see him toss salad

    +2
  • shw October 5, 2010

    That was nastier than Kramer preparing dinner in his shower.

    +0
  • drublix October 5, 2010

    - Merrill Howard Kalin died suddenly at the age of 45 in his home in Ohio on June 20th, 2008

    - I guess he tried to cook alone

    +2
  • slippy October 5, 2010

    Take the knives away from that scary mutherfucker

    +0
  • sicasso October 5, 2010

    umm ok then i'm gonna be sick excuse me.

    +0
  • killkenny October 5, 2010

    The fact that somebody filmed this helps me understand why Ohio is known as Northern Mississippi.

    +1
  • rodeye2 October 6, 2010

    His brother needed some grapes for the jell-o.

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 6, 2010

    ^^^this wasn't suppose to post here^^^

    +0
  • spinal-tap October 6, 2010

    This is obama talking

    +0
  • deathwish October 6, 2010

    Americas got talent, and this is the winner lol..... THICK TWAT!!!!

    -1
  • moonunknown October 6, 2010

    wtf....why he put so many apple on top of jello and those jello are messy. why he use a mes cup that he gonna pour whole cup of water? so he is SOOO DUMB!!

    +0
  • magnavox50 October 6, 2010

    ^ are you his brother?

    +0
  • damgreedyjew October 7, 2010

    duhduhduhduhduh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa deeeeeeee ahhh thats all folks!

    +0
  • mylarjorgen October 30, 2010

    Reminds me of that guy from the "earthquake warning" clip. If you haven't seen that, you haven;t seen it all.

    +0
  • maxhardcore January 28, 2011

    I fuckin love retards. They make the world a more enjoyable place..

    +0
 
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