He Never Used That Thumb Anyway

The user who sent us this said the guy chopped off his thumb as a penance for stealing, and I don't see anybody forcing him to do it so I guess it was voluntary. I suppose after enough vodka, who really gives a shit about a thumb anyway. Why stop there? Do you really need the rest of those fingers?

30 Comments
  • wargod October 12, 2010

    He'll regret this when he has to hitch hike

    +8
  • paidtourist October 12, 2010

    There goes his hitchiking career...

    -3
  • vikingshill October 12, 2010

    Congratulations. No opposable thumb means you're now less than a primate. Not that you were far off anyways.

    +7
  • wargod October 12, 2010

    Now his dick and his thumb are the same length

    +7
  • buttdarts October 12, 2010

    Going to be hard to ride a motorcycle now. Better sell the jacket.

    +7
  • lieutenantdan October 12, 2010

    What was the fucking point? Moron.

    +6
  • flamingasshole October 12, 2010

    I was hoping a dog would've came and cleaned up his mess.

    +1
  • rockinron October 12, 2010

    drugs are bad....umkay

    +6
  • spaulding October 12, 2010

    better than watching him castrate himself.

    +7
  • poundermate October 12, 2010

    this shit is fake his fingers dont move at all its a fake hand dumb fucks

    -7
  • darkwestern October 12, 2010

    @poundermate: Life is not a video game where cutting off a finger makes your body ragdoll 40 feet away.

    +0
  • ftwbiker October 12, 2010

    Dude has more balls than me!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 12, 2010

    Now he's gonna go wash it in dirty water.

    -2
  • bigtalk October 12, 2010

    good thing alcohol makes you numb and dumb

    +0
  • atmydismay October 12, 2010

    If I was there i would give him a thumbs up for that gutsy display of fortitude.... Or maybe i wouldnt

    +2
  • killingspree October 12, 2010

    Thumbs are for pussies.

    -1
  • fatsachs October 12, 2010

    WTF dude! If the tp breaks you can just wash your hands!

    -1
  • killkenny October 12, 2010

    I wanna axe him if it hurt.

    +3
  • rimjobber October 12, 2010

    Simpsons...errr...District 9 did it!

    +0
  • magnavox50 October 12, 2010

    this guy's gonna have a bitch of a time playing heads down thumbs up!

    +2
  • flip835 October 13, 2010

    who the fuck wakes up in the morning and decides to chop their thumb off with an axe

    +0
  • knightryder October 13, 2010

    Siskel and Ebert Give Him Three

    thumbs Up.

    +0
  • shortkow October 13, 2010

    dude didn't even flinch or bitch at all, whatta hardass

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 14, 2010

    It got in the way when he was jacking off.

    +0
  • cellule October 14, 2010

    Too much surgery fees to extract a kidney? Popov has an option... or two!

    +0
  • n306 October 17, 2010

    he was trying to get a down payment for a car. next is the arm and leg

    +0
  • masterzing October 20, 2010

    from what the guys says in the vid its money and some kid

    +0
  • mylarjorgen October 29, 2010

    FAF

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 4, 2010

    I think this will go beyond the regret of getting a tattoo.... I wish I knew what they were saying!

    +0
  • drsatan November 20, 2010

    cancel his xbox live account

    +0
 
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