Listen up kid, you're white, so you're not going to jump over your car. Take a lesson from the Duke boys. Just jump up and slide across the hood on your ass. It may not be as cool as clearing the car, but it's a lot better than a faceplant.
I am no expert mind you but I think he is doing it wrong.
Congratulations. Here's your sign.
they didnt make the movie white men cant jump just for enjoyment it was a public servious announcment
Thats what you get for owning a Saturn
Guess he took care of those buck teeth that the local kids have been teasing him about.
pity a fucking truck never went by at the same time.....
^would have been even funnier if it was an ice cream truck
been even funnier yet, if it was an icecream truck and the driver had a camera also!!!
On an unrelated note, the chicks in the advertisement to the left are HAWT!
*edit* Especially the chick in the green shirt sitting down, mmhmm.
Thanks Mom and dad for trusting me with the car tonight I will drive responsible I promise
embarrassing to my race.
To bad a car wasn't comming.
his dad always wanted a boy
super fags kryptonite is a saturn.
thumbs up for effort?
Lesson:If your white...don't try to jump shit.
Unless your queer,in that case film yourself busting your teeth and send to us.
did he just kick himself in the ass?
if only there was an on coming car after he failed
@sausagewallet......that shit woulda been the best
reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite!
That shit seems to get funnier each time I watch. Am I, not well?
Naaa, after 8 times that stopped. Sorry, poor advice.
what a Stupid cunt , maybe being a homo is more your style!