Hey Dad, skateboarding in the house is a great idea, especially when you don't how to do it. It looks like you should be the one wearing the helmet, dumbass.
haha what a nice family "are you ok daddy" so cute my family would point and laugh :(
Ahhhhhh Good times......GOOD TIMES!!!!
"Everythings ok" Except grandma's 100 year old fine China set.
...now that was boring, woulda been cool if he got stabbed in the eye with a fork though
next we skate in the kitchen with the burners on high
This is Jay 10 years from now!
he said hes fine! now shut the fuck up!
Jay you were doing better on the wall of your office! What happened???
my wife woulda came in an saw the 150 year old german glass wear broken and stabed me in the face with a fuckin butter knife.then asked if i was ok ad hat the fuk did i think i as doing.
well gotta give it to him for using his primate instincts. who said feet were just made for walking
I'm suprised his wife didn't jack his wallet, and leave him there
he has to skate in the house cuz outside he kept damaging cars
dont worry kid ,yer gonna be Just like me someday A LOSER
LMFAO @ rokinmon;
Thats what he gets for punkin little timmy out of his board.
Don't try this at home, kids--or IN the home, for that matter.
His fat ass should have retired from the board about 150 pounds ago.
my wife woulda beat the shit outta me.....with the china stand.....cause it was probably old and passed down......stupid fuckin china stands
Let this be a lesson for you Jay.
come on your a guy your never wrong you should of ended that with "and thats what you dont want to do son babe found something for you to do"
Men never do anything wrong. Even if we do, we can fix it.
^^^Ya can't fix stupid^^^
He has his powerful "just do it" shirt on so he's fine.
"i said i'm ok cunt, now get the little bastard out of the room and call 911... i think i sat on a glass jar.....nom nom"
"I'm fine... everything is ok"
Lol! Funny shit. I used to skateboard as a kid... couldn't imagine my dad trying to teach me.
See son, this is how not to ride a skate board..
LMFAO @ askyoursister...hahahahaha
And that's how we get rid of that nasty glass bowl mommys mommy gave us for christmas.
LMAO nice catch dude!