Technology In Action

Jerking off with your hand is so 20th century. This man has taken it upon himself to combine technologies to create his very own masturbation machine. With just a flesh light and a fan, you too can get a nut off without ever having to touch your penis. You should probably wait to use it until your mom leaves the house.

38 Comments
  • vikingshill October 28, 2010

    That explains all he stains on the walls.

    +2
  • cmwar-15 October 28, 2010

    that shit is retarded...unless your a pre-op that want cheap surgery

    +1
  • crazypoopz October 28, 2010

    if only it could cook

    +2
  • mrmexicano October 28, 2010

    it would be so much better to put a trans axle on it so it would go back and fort

    -3
  • slippy October 28, 2010

    ol Jed has a lot of time on his hands since being laid off at the John Deere factory. Fucking economy!

    +0
  • killkenny October 28, 2010

    Gives new meaning to "Going for a spin".

    +4
  • iluvkitty October 28, 2010

    I would turn the fan blades the other way to cool me off at the same time.

    +3
  • jonasje October 28, 2010

    To bad he didnt get stuck in it.

    +0
  • iluvkitty October 28, 2010

    There is a "dildo attached to a drill" up his ass too.

    +0
  • strummer1990 October 28, 2010

    the only thing going through my brain was buzz...splat!

    -1
  • rockinron October 28, 2010

    thats fukin wrong in more ways than i can mention!!!

    +0
  • flip835 October 28, 2010

    i was waiting for the fan to go heywire and rip his dick off

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi October 28, 2010

    Wow, I've heard of shit hitting the fan, but never cum.

    +3
  • wargod October 28, 2010

    that was fast......fucking lightweight

    +0
  • izzy_phukdup October 28, 2010

    That way is too Cumbersome!!!! I just hook mine up to my Black & Decker Hand drill... That way I'm not bound to kneeling in front of a stationary Item!

    -1
  • ftwbiker October 28, 2010

    He's a big fan of the fleshlight.

    +4
  • h4rdcor3 October 28, 2010

    when your dick is that small you dont really have any other options... he wouldnt be able to satisfy a squirrel

    +3
  • bigtalk October 28, 2010

    it was the either the fan or the blender he already broke the vacuum twice

    +0
  • pizzapie October 28, 2010

    Just what I wanted to see on a Thursday

    -1
  • atmydismay October 28, 2010

    I see hes got a big fan

    -2
  • sillyrabbit October 28, 2010

    Call me old fashion but I still like taking women home with me.

    +0
  • spaulding October 28, 2010

    Wow, he doesn't even have to say "blow me" to get any these days.

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 28, 2010

    I wonder if Billys Mays could have sold that on TV!!

    +1
  • skylerblue October 28, 2010

    ew he iz so small. sad dat he has to use a toy an cant git a real girl xD

    -7
  • ohwickedwendi October 28, 2010

    skylerblue--we know that was you...

    +4
  • graveyard October 29, 2010

    I wanna see the video when he forgets to lube that fucker up and twists his dick up like a Twizzler!

    +0
  • revharris October 29, 2010

    Now thats a blow Job if Ive ever seen one!!!

    +1
  • rodeye2 October 29, 2010

    He must be a fag or in skyler's room,notice the lavender walls.

    +0
  • u-235 October 29, 2010

    WTF! Why pull out, just nut in the damn thing!

    +0
  • primetimesucka October 29, 2010

    I'm gonna try this..

    +0
  • benstrokingoff October 29, 2010

    I've always heard that fans suck from one side and blow from the other. This just proves it.

    +0
  • villision October 29, 2010

    @mrmexicano Leave it to the mexican to wanna pimp the fleshfan out more! Maybe some gold trim and some green red and white frilly things?

    +1
  • boofano October 29, 2010

    skylerblue if you are not a fucking retard no one is. ,,,you fucking mongoloid cunt....fuck off you worthless cunt or i'll rip your heart out and eat it while you watch...

    +1
  • skylerblue October 29, 2010

    bring it u fat bitch!

    -2
  • wargod October 29, 2010

    ^Is bring it gay code for "Fuck me?"^

    +3
  • killingspree October 29, 2010

    we all just watched a man masturbate... shit.

    +0
  • killingspree October 29, 2010

    that was just gay. plain gay. what the fuck?

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 4, 2010

    Why pull out?

    +0
 
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