Prison Guard Training

Being a Russian prison guard is a pretty good gig. The pay and benefits are decent, but the best part is you get to beat the shit out of the prisoners. Having a bad day? Kicking a rapist in the head will put a smile back on your face. And bring your kids to work day is always a blast. The little ones love dishing out beatings with the billy club. They learn so fast too.

65 Comments
  • island_mon November 9, 2010

    Damn! I wonder what their repeat offender ratio is compared to ours!

    +1
  • shadowchaser November 9, 2010

    And that is why, boys and girls, the crime rate in other countries are so low compared to ours. :D Punishment that works, compared to pampering. The risk of being raped in a US prison is really not en effective deterrent, because a lot of fuckers seem to like it.

    +7
  • killkenny November 9, 2010

    If only it was skyler. :|

    +6
  • miked November 9, 2010

    on your knees and start suckin skyler.........thats a good lil bitch

    +6
  • bigtalk November 9, 2010

    thats got to be the greatest job in the world road rage wife & kids piss you off take a breath and say cant wait to get to work

    +0
  • wargod November 9, 2010

    Looks like a video of all the crazy shitters finally getting together and pounding the snot out of Skylerblue

    +11
  • island_mon November 9, 2010

    lmfao @ wargod......

    +1
  • the_argus November 9, 2010

    Skyler, I got a free ticket to Russia for ya if you want...

    +2
  • wisconsinjed November 9, 2010

    Wow, really hard to watch this! I am not sure if what I am about to say is even possible but if there was anyway that I could take this beating without crying in pain I certainly would! Please don't take it like I am putting these guys down in any way. Like I said before, I don't even know if it is possible but if I could I would try my hardest to look them square in the eyes and show them no pain. I can't believe that humans can be so cruel! Seeing this along with another video that shows what looks like Eastern Europeans skinning alive an animal that looks like a raccoon really shows the depth of human cruelty. If u guys have ever seen it then u know what I am saying. The poor creature is thrown on a table after all of it's hide has been ripped from it's body and looks at the camera man with pained and pleading eyes. Confusion and pain is what I see. On the very day that I saw that video I made a promise to myself that I was going to do something positive everyday. Sometimes it may be something rather small like cleaning up a trashy stretch of road other days I may go to the animal shelter in town and walk the dogs for a while. Many of u may do something much more important but to the ones that don't, think about doing something to help others. Maybe u can go to a retirement home and play cards with the elderly. Many of the elderly don't have anyone in their life and I can pretty much gaurentee that they will love ur company and be thankful for it. There are many, many different things that u can do and maybe we can all make the world a better place to live by doing even the small things. Something to think about. God Bless and Peace!

    Go ahead and let me have it guys!

    -5
  • island_mon November 9, 2010

    Damn wisconsindude! Are you Buddha? You got me feelin all bad and shit. Makes me wanna go to Russia and console those poor fellas whom I'm sure didn't have it coming to them. Only the innocent go to jail in Russia, just like here. Sorry about Rocky Raccoon though.

    +3
  • anrconvert November 9, 2010

    Would those prison guards like to perfect their technique? We have lots of rapists, murderers and paedophiles here in Australia we can lend them. You gotta be quick to grab them though, as their sentences are mind-blowingly short.

    +3
  • crackerkiller November 9, 2010

    dammmm!!!!!!cracker don't like getting beat,who would have new.....lol

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 9, 2010

    I hear ya' Island! I really agree with you that some of these prisoners are rotten to the core but I have to think that there have to be some innocents here as well. I have said before that I wasn't going to try and turn Crazyshit into my platform to talk about serious issues. There are many other places to do that but I guess I slipped on this one before I knew it. Really, thanks for setting me str8. It's just hard for me to realize that this world in just inherently evil and the sooner I realize that, the better off I will be. I am still going to do whatever I can to make the world a little better place even though I know that it will never be enough to make a true mark in the world. Like I said, thanks for setting me str8 and doing it will a little class and decorum that most people here don't have. You could have told me that "I suck my own dick" or something along those lines that some dimwit did a couple of days ago. He didn't even know that I would consider that a good thing! Peace and God Bless!

    -4
  • yeayeayea November 9, 2010

    Maybe that treatment can make pillowbiterblue a little less retarded.

    +2
  • drublix November 9, 2010

    Where can I apply for a job?

    +2
  • killkenny November 9, 2010

    ^^@wisconsinjed^^^ If you had a wife, I'd feel sorry for her.

    +7
  • ohwickedwendi November 9, 2010

    I suppose doing the Hokey Pokey is out.

    +0
  • soypisto75 November 9, 2010

    yet another repost...maybe its time u guys moved on to bigger and better things

    -2
  • sillyrabbit November 9, 2010

    quit encouraging wisconsinjed

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 9, 2010

    Hey anrconvert! Yea, I watched a documentary on the Australian penal system(relax killkenny, I said "penal" not "penis"!)and it does seem somewhat lax. Some inmates are allowed to go out and hunt kangaroo and other animals to bring back to eat. It is done so the Aborigines can keep some semblance of their way of life. For that matter there is a prison in Louisiana that takes inmates fishing. Someone in the documentary said "The punishment of people for their crimes is being sent to prison and being away from the families and friends. Prison for that matter should be as comfortable as possible". Please realize that I am quoting from memory. I think it was the show "Lockdown" on NGC and it was the only one(that I know of) filmed in Australia

    -4
  • miked November 9, 2010

    hey jed, throw yourself into traffic.

    +4
  • myballsyorchin November 9, 2010

    actually all of these guys were suspected of being skylerblue....so justice was served!!

    +2
  • myballsyorchin November 9, 2010

    boy, if it wasnt for spelling, id swear wisconsin was skyler!!

    +2
  • myballsyorchin November 9, 2010

    and if you cant handle these vids dont log in and lose your membershit!!

    +2
  • skylerblue November 9, 2010

    wisconsin u git a thumb up frum me. u speak tha truth! i felt lyke cryin when i saw tha guyz bein abused.

    -14
  • wisconsinjed November 9, 2010

    Thanks skylerblue I really do appreciate that. I do try to take Crazyshit less serious but sometimes I just see something that really motivates me and before I know I have typed what I feel. The guys here that take offense to my posts are just trying to make their pathetic little lifes more bearable. You notice people like Killkenny(Just one of many) will try to insult others so he can have a little attention. They will post that they are angry that my posts are much too long but for some unknown reason they read them everytime! Isn't that one of the dumbest things you have evr heard!!??

    -2
  • wisconsinjed November 9, 2010

    Hey myballsyorrchin! I know exactly what you are saying when you suggested that I not watch it if it bothers me so much. A very close friend said pretty much the exact thing. My only answer is this, knowledge is power . We can hide in our little corner of the world and watch it go round' and round and never respond to any of the terrible things that happen in the world. I for one will not.

    -3
  • wargod November 9, 2010

    ^No, you having a conversation with skyler is the dumbest thing I've ever heard^

    +6
  • magnavox50 November 9, 2010

    well I've been away for a bit, but it appears the new whipping boy is skylerblue. Just the name sounds completely gay.

    +5
  • flip835 November 10, 2010

    ahaha im becoming a russian cop. if it were up to me people who murder would be killed people who rape would have their genetals cut off and be whipped every day of their sorry life.

    +3
  • miked November 10, 2010

    you know i was wrong jed......i really was. i need you to post on the fourums...you would be a great edition

    +0
  • cunalingus November 10, 2010

    They look like some of the soldiers i trained about 10 years ago.

    +0
  • sirpoonius November 10, 2010

    Not the kinda stick time skyler was wanted.but it works for me!

    +0
  • buttdarts November 10, 2010

    Well shit. At least Skyler keeps his comments short.

    +1
  • squid12 November 10, 2010

    When the fuck did this turn into the oprah winfrey show....CRAZYSHIT is the name bro.....get over it....p.s. skyler...your so gay it makes gay men look straight......fuktard.

    +4
  • rodeye2 November 10, 2010

    The warden keeps a current picture of Jusin Bieber in the guard shack.

    +1
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Hey Miked, I really apreciate

    -2
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Oops! Miked I really appreciate that man. I have never been to the Forum but I will check it out. I am guessing that the Forum is where I should discuss topics like this. Putting that post up shows me that you are a guy with principles and respect. Thanks again!

    -2
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Oh my, for the love of God!!! Buttdarts, sit up and pay attention, I will ask AGAIN!! Why would you try to degrade me for writing long posts when you are not even forced to read the posts? Isn't that just plain stupid? Let me know why it isn't stupid and maybe I will learn something? Until then u a pathetic!!

    -2
  • mrbigglesworth November 10, 2010

    And then there are pussies worried about water boarding a few terrorists...

    +1
  • askyoursister November 10, 2010

    watch out jed! you dont know where skyler REALLY wants to put that thumb!!

    +2
  • baronvonhatred November 10, 2010

    ^^whats w/ the life story in every comment there jed?^^

    +1
  • blowsmoke November 10, 2010

    For some reason this made my dick hard......

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 10, 2010

    When I saw that someone thought THIS is why they have lower crime rates I thought they were joking until I came upon more....

    I mean pampering guys SERIOUSLY.... NO the countries that have the lowest return rates are the ones that have co9mmunity rooms and televisions..... LOL you I mean WOW you people are stupid..... I don't know what else to say.

    -3
  • blowsmoke November 10, 2010

    LOL the only welcome you'll get from this crowd of rednecks is hate witht hat kind of talk on this web site.... The people on here are just like those people.... You and I are different apparently I come on here proly for the same types of reasons but these guys come on here becasue.. Shit I don't even know what they are thinking when they watch these videos to say the things they do but read the comments....

    -3
  • injun November 10, 2010

    ...all that said,I still wouldn't mind beating the shit out of some prisoners . Everyone feels sorry for them until you or yours are the victim of their crime! That will change everything! Gimme the fuckin' baton MY turn!

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Hey askyoursister! I think I need to go back and learn about ths guy! Lol! What the hell did he say or do to bring the house down on this skyler dude! He seems like the most hated dude here!

    Baronvonhatred- To tell u the truth I am not really sure why I get on the ole' soapbox at times. When I was younger I just skipped through life with no worries. I followed the Grateful Dead from 88 to 92 and then the last year 95. Some people here will know what I am talking about. I mean it was a hell of a community. We didn't pay attention to the world around us. We didn't watch Fox News or MSNBC and life wa actually lovely! After 95' alot of us merged back into the "real world" and all I can do is shake my head and say "Wow"! I feel like we are all kind of like that monkey on "28 Days Later" that was tied on the table getting feed with the worlds...well rage! I wonder what would happen if a news network only reported good news. How do you guys think it would do? Lol! I don't think it would do well at all. We thrive on bad vibes and I include my self in that list....and I hate it. Like I said before knowledge is power. I hate seeing videos like this but at the same time I just feel like it is what we need to see. This is OUR world! So folks, I guess most of you guys think I've lost my mind and maybe I have! Lol! I think a lot of you guys are funny as hell and I enjoy reading all of your posts. Most of the time! At times some of u guys are just plain stupid but most of the time I laugh my ass off! OK seriously you guys. I will say I am sorry in advance if what I write on CS bothers you guys and sometimes it is hard to figure out what I am saying' Maybe it was all the LSD that I did in my younger days. I am now in my 40's and when I pass on I will go with bery few earthly possessions. Like "The Dead said "We can share the women, we can share the wine! We can share what we got of yours, cuz we done shared all of mine...." Well as Peter Griffin said when he put the razor blades on a fan to cut down on his shaving time, "Baronvonhatred, I did it again!" Sorry for the size fellows but please if it bothers u guys so much please just pass me on by or take the time to read it and then jump my ass. Either way I am ok with it!

    Damn u guys it's 5:41 here and the sunrise is outstanding!! Gotta go! Peace out and God Bless ALL of you guys!

    -4
  • wargod November 10, 2010

    Kum-bahya, my Lord, Kum-bahya......

    +1
  • crackerkiller November 10, 2010

    ^^DAM CRACKER KILL YO SELF^^

    +1
  • lordsho November 10, 2010

    Captain Caveman gets in a position of power and doesn't know how to act.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Damn, I sang kum-bahya at my kindergarden graduation! Along with "Pick up paw paws, puttn' em' a basket"! Lol, it's been a looooong time!

    -4
  • wargod November 10, 2010

    ^You can't recognize sarcasm, can you? Why don't you and skylerfag run away together????????????^

    +2
  • myballsyorchin November 10, 2010

    ya wisconsin your going way over board for this site!! and yes i do agree this is fucked up that people do this kinda shit but im not gonna cry about it especially on this siteand sorry to tell you but you or anyone else isnt doing shit about it in this lifetime, humans are retarded. but if you do want to help start in your own town and help your neighbors or kids learn to be kind and help instead of hurt, there are plenty of people to help start with the ones that you can help, if we all did that it might spread to that side of the world in about 1000 years... do you do that or just say how much you want to help when you see a bad video... but until then crazyshit will be in business and i will be a member.

    -1
  • myballsyorchin November 10, 2010

    and you have to admit justice was served since all these guys were suspected of being skyler

    +2
  • creek November 10, 2010

    I am tired now.... I think I will go take a nap

    +0
  • shadowchaser November 10, 2010

    Hey Wisconsinjed, was that you in that video who was crying because the Giants lost? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2010

    Forums, guys...c'mon.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Hey myballsyorchin! Yea man, I agree with you that I may go overboad at times. I appreciate the way that you said it. You didn't tell me that I am a freaking retard or that I should suck my dick. That tells me that you are a cool, respectful person. I really hope u stay that way.

    Ohwickedwendi, I do agree with you and I am going to check the forum out, maybe tonight. Do most of the people that posts here go to the forum? Anywho, peace out!!

    +1
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Damn wargod! What did skyler do to piss all of you guys off??!!

    +0
  • myballsyorchin November 10, 2010

    ya peace out...your cool but skyler still sucks balls

    +1
  • wisconsinjed November 10, 2010

    Hey myballssyorchin!Earlier u asked me if I was doing anything or just talking the talk. Well here goes. I do some volunteer work at a TBI home(traumatic brain injury) and also at the local aniumal shelter. My favorite is, of course, working with the animals. Here are the 3 most innocent creatures on earth. Babies, the elderly, and animals. I am myself physically disabled so I really don't have solid hours anywhere but I do what I can. I also walk to highways and pick up trash when I can. I really, really hope I can do more in the future. Peace and God Bless!

    +0
  • myballsyorchin November 11, 2010

    my gay moment has come n gone no more from me sorry !

    +0
  • injun November 11, 2010

    damn Jed I thought you ran a glory hole in Wisconsin ,I might have to take a second look at my new CS family peace out!

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 12, 2010

    I respect your point Jed but you should leave this place of crazyshit and go do some nice shit. Plant some trees. Tidy old ladies gardens. Watch that movie called "Pay it forward". Maybe start up a website called "Nice-Shit". Bake some scones. Smile at ugly chicks. Donate food to the homeless. Pick up litter. Stop clogging up the fucking comment board. Oops, there I go, I'm such a rascal.

    +0
  • drsatan December 5, 2010

    god if only there was a place big enough to ship out pasty faces too tight idea tho

    +0
 
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