I think this is what happens when Transformers try to transform with people inside them. Rookie mistake.
So much for that road trip I was taking today. I think I'll just stay home and watch some good ole' safe tv.
Time to root through the pockets for change
Warm pussy! Get it while its hot! Where's thoward looks like we have shoes too!
Go-Go Gadget mobile!....
Another malthusian check! (google it)
I'm thinking seatbelts would not have helped them in this case.
Why is everyone just standing around? Quick free car parts for everyone!!
Told em My truck was tuffer then their truck ,but would they listen NNNooooooooo....
merely a fleshwound!
What an easy way to quit smoking.
What the fuck economy bot?
Seat belt aint saving these lives!!!!
That is gonna need like a ton of bondo.
damn! weight in motion and speed can fuck you up.
This shit would never happen with segways or telepods, flying-carpets & stuff.
@island: Stupid physics!
black guys just waiting for an opportunity to run a train on them white pussies
Great now who's going mow my lawn and make my tacos?
looks like a smart car figure 8
laying like that's no good for your back
That's what happens when you allow people to drive around with no heads!
Decepticons usually don't like humans!
They just killed their family tree.
it was only a minor fender bender, until the air bag went off
Clearly the work of a DECAPTICON
Good news is that they were headed somewhere together, and the destination may have changed, but they have all arrived at reception :)
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