Too Drunk To Ride

He was too drunk to ride his bike, but unfortunately not too drunk to realize he couldn't ride his bike. Oh well, at least we get to watch him stumble all over the road like a fucking asshole. Fuck it man, just stop there and sleep it off.

  • yankeefan34 November 15, 2010

    thats the guy driving the truck that flip with all his friends on it!!!!!!

  • wardo56 November 15, 2010

    I aint's this fucking bike

  • duckduck November 15, 2010

    this looks like a good place to lay down lol

  • skylerblue November 15, 2010

    why iz no one helpin him out??? they jus starin an pointin. ffs...

  • format187 November 15, 2010

    If you're gonna steal the damn thing.... at least learn how to ride it.

  • mrratty November 15, 2010

    How often do you crash while walking? LOL

    @faggyblue -1

    @format +1

  • spaulding November 15, 2010

    If you were in 2ndastinks neighborhood, he would've raped you while he wore a moose costume.

  • oicu8abullet November 15, 2010

    I think this qualifies you for a DUI in the states.

  • atmydismay November 15, 2010

    It would be kind of cool to have training wheels on a mountain bike

  • oicu8abullet November 15, 2010

    @mrratty: You don't have to tell us that you -1 guyloverblue. Most of us do it on reflex.

  • psycoton November 15, 2010

    I dont think Allah is gonna forgive this one.

    No 72 virgins for you sucker

  • ghosthunter November 15, 2010

    If yer to drunk to ride your Bike... you might be a red neck

  • bigtalk November 15, 2010

    it looked like the bike kicked his ass

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  • killkenny November 15, 2010

    Nice how the white boy's friends left him for helping the coon.

  • rodeye2 November 15, 2010

    He loves his bike.

  • dopesmoker November 15, 2010

    Not much funnier than a fucked up coon!

  • revharris November 15, 2010

    HA,,, I sooo thought the mexican was going to steal his bike.. lol.. but then the mexicans car got stolen!

  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    Hey! I've had a few afternoons like this! Nothing like and 8th of "Oakland Chronic" a Vike and a 6er to make the ride home from work far less arduous! But really... there are some nice bushes to the side to take a nap in, and sleep it off.

    P.S. dont forget to take your dick out so you dont piss your pants.

  • mrbigglesworth November 16, 2010

    Well, its been a loong time -- but been there, done that.

  • slippy November 16, 2010

    One nigger + one 40oz Old English + one stolen bike = classic footage!!

  • ohwickedwendi November 16, 2010

    I think the bike was walking that guy.

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