Twofer Tuesday: Lucky Pizza Man

It's every pizza man's dream to walk into a house full of hot naked chicks. I don't know what the hell is wrong with the second guy. If your girlfriend can't understand why you took a once in a lifetime opportunity of getting a blowjob from some hottie you just delivered a pizza to, then you don't need to be with her anyway. You'll be regretting that one next month when you find out that bitch is fucking your best friend. Sucker.

42 Comments
  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    I delivered pizzas for 2 years after HS just waiting for that day! I WANNA KILL THE SECOND GUY!!!!!!!!!

    +2
  • creek November 16, 2010

    Met 4 girlfriends delivering pizza

    +2
  • format187 November 16, 2010

    I'm going tonight after work to apply for a pizza delivery job....

    +6
  • island_mon November 16, 2010

    I would have thrown that pizza down and started eating some hair pie smothered in underwear with a side of nips. I don't know what's wrong with the second guy. Even the dog was trying to invite him in.

    +4
  • duckduck November 16, 2010

    2nd guy must like wieners in the butt. these scenarios were what i dreamed about when i delivered pizza!

    +2
  • t0mmy November 16, 2010

    those sluts just want a free pizza..

    +3
  • spaulding November 16, 2010

    No, I didn't forget your buttery breadstick. I just stuck it in my pants because my hands were full. Feel free to grab it.

    +2
  • icecapzone November 16, 2010

    makes me wanna cry

    +2
  • skylerblue November 16, 2010

    dat one girl has very small boobiez. she dont have any business goin topless. x.x

    -28
  • creek November 16, 2010

    Look you ball cheese licking faggot stop handing out the -1s......

    +4
  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    ...fucking Skylerblue... cant come up with any kind of a meaningful, decent comeback so he just - all of us. Pathetic. I almost feel sorry for him. Like in a euthanasia kinda way.

    +11
  • mrratty November 16, 2010

    ^ dat one fag has very small brain, he dont have any business thinking.

    BTW, I +'d all except faggyblue

    +1
  • 2bit November 16, 2010

    Last dude was skyler.

    +3
  • pizzapie November 16, 2010

    Skyler was looking for cocks not boobs

    +2
  • oicu8abullet November 16, 2010

    The best I ever got delivering pizza was a few people smoked me out. I would have gladly had this as a tip instead.

    -1
  • askyoursister November 16, 2010

    i cant fucking believe the second guy....

    -1
  • killkenny November 16, 2010

    I'd gladly trade my pepperoni suasage for some of that creamy cheese that smells like anchovies.

    -1
  • zombie November 16, 2010

    skylerblue Was the second guy

    +3
  • yeayeayea November 16, 2010

    I'll gladly deliver those pizzas... with extra sausage.

    +0
  • yeayeayea November 16, 2010

    faggotblue as always the lady charmer.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 16, 2010

    That second guy's girlfriend must have him on a VERY short leash, because, DAMN!

    -1
  • wargod November 16, 2010

    1st one is an idiot-knee deep in poon and still dressed. The 2nd one is Skyler-enough said

    +2
  • slippy November 16, 2010

    ^^fucking a^^

    +0
  • anrconvert November 16, 2010

    I think the second guy could sense something was up. Maybe like being on cam! You may want to 'hit it' but you may not want it to be all over the net.

    +0
  • slipdry November 16, 2010

    where does that 2nd bitch live?!?!?!?!

    -1
  • cunalingus November 16, 2010

    ^^^Fuck it!!! Id fuck her on camera!!! ^^^

    -1
  • bigtalk November 16, 2010

    that second broad just wanted two extra meatballs a sausage and some extra cheese on her face in her mouth and chin

    -2
  • buckswheats November 16, 2010

    Dude at the end was a pussy ,my ass would of went in and knock me off a peace.

    -2
  • rareranking November 17, 2010

    Thats it i quit my job im takeing a pay cut to deliver pizza!

    -2
  • dnl_uncola November 17, 2010

    one of those girls will be raped one day... very soon.

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 17, 2010

    She has a back-up plan,the dog and peanut butter.

    -1
  • hgravity November 17, 2010

    Like many who have commented, I used to deliver pizza. Some shit like that happened to me but there was no freakiness. The chicks answered the door naked and I went in for a minute but there were no BJs. And they didn't want a free pizza, they tipped me twenty bucks and asked for me to deliver their pizza from then on. I guess in hindsight I should have busted a move. Bummer.

    +0
  • hgravity November 17, 2010

    Oh, and that second guy was a deadbeat. Every delivery driver knows that when delivering pizza to a chick that wants to blow you, you don't let her beg to do it. Come on man, take a little pride in the profession.

    -1
  • myballsyorchin November 17, 2010

    skyler: " ew ur naztee, but if theres a cock I could suck here that would be great"

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth November 17, 2010

    The dog was ready.

    -1
  • flip835 November 17, 2010

    ima go get me some applications. ha second vid. girl must have been hemeroid ass ugly, or pizza guy was skyler

    +0
  • sissbee November 17, 2010

    Yeah, I can see the fun and excitement...hmmm I'll need to try it eventually lol, but WTF was up with the panties in the first video? I like sexy panties :(. Also, OMG to the guy in the second video...free blow job? Either she looked really ugly or his girl must be some hot stuff and do some pretty cool tricks (or be a complete psycho) for him to say no...Douchebag...

    -1
  • ghosthunter November 17, 2010

    I bet his Boss is calling BULL SHIT on his story.. Oh ya right a bunch of naked chics answered the door...

    -1
  • cornolio November 17, 2010

    fagskyler---she migh have small tits but the're still a lot bigger then your brain you cumsucking fagbasterd

    +1
  • jphinfan86 November 17, 2010

    - Island-mon, I know what your comment is saying but after watching the coffin video....

    -1
  • damgreedyjew November 19, 2010

    one of em is gonna get raped cause drivers are like felons and crackheads

    -1
  • woodchipper30 April 6, 2015

    PIZZA EXTRA SAUSAGE HERES THE PIE AND HERES THE MEAT

    +0
 
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