Your Guide to Robbing a Pharmacy

jay
19,426 Views 6 years ago

First off the title was pure sarcasm. I don't want you to go out there and rob Pharmacies. You might fuck up, unlike these guys, and get caught. Then spend 10 years getting fucked in the ass by Bubba and Leroy. You don't want your sweet asshole to look like a spare tire do you? No. You don't. So just buy your drugs off other assholes that rob Pharmacies. It's way safer.

18 Comments
  • wargod November 19, 2010

    Not only would I have robbed the pharmacy, I'd teabag that bitch just for good measure

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  • cunalingus November 19, 2010

    This squirt gun is full of my piss!!! Now get on the fucking floor!!!

    -1
  • mrbigglesworth November 19, 2010

    Clerk was ver helpful -- you're gonna need some of this, and then some of this when you come down, oh, and don't forget this...

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  • zahnfee November 19, 2010

    dont worry he only steal mentos and candy bars. what an idiot

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  • shadowchaser November 19, 2010

    Nah, thats just Skyler, who is so depressed at being ridiculed and laughed at on this site, he needs an oxycontin fix. But he is too pussy to rob the store himself, so he pays for the help of a homo thug using blowjobs.

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  • dougiestyle November 19, 2010

    haha mrbiggles...

    -1
  • lubedanus November 19, 2010

    Oxy oxys oxys YESSS WE GOT OXYSSSSS

    -1
  • atmydismay November 19, 2010

    Hes cool, I think he flashed a insurance card

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  • oicu8abullet November 19, 2010

    That was Skyler getting his estrogen pills.

    +1
  • zombiefreeak21 November 19, 2010

    someone just got there Christmas shopping out of the way

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  • yeayeayea November 19, 2010

    cocksuckerblue will now try to rob a bank. He finds the idea of being fucked in the ass for 10 years very appealing.

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  • rc2james November 19, 2010

    How do you know they are getting fucked up the ass Jay? Are you corresponding with them? Come on, you can tell us. We won’t say anything.

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  • lolumad November 19, 2010

    The women helping the guy was in on it.. you know it..

    +1
  • bigtalk November 19, 2010

    codeine is a hell of a drug

    -1
  • injun November 20, 2010

    bitch was a little too helpful ..."don't forget this Viagra hun, call ya later"

    +0
  • damgreedyjew November 20, 2010

    dont take the blue pill

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  • duckduck November 20, 2010

    the was definitely in on it. she was trying to unlock that cabinet before he even came over there

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  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2010

    Dumbass

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