The Drive Thru Is On The Other Side, Sir

From now on, when I eat at a restaurant, I'll be sure to sit at the table furthest from the street. One second you're taking a bite of your delicious cheeseburger, and the next you're underneath a car driven by some moron. I'm not paying for this meal.

28 Comments
  • zahnfee November 30, 2010

    Last burger 4 you fattso.

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  • duckduck November 30, 2010

    you got peanut butter on my chocolate

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  • zahnfee November 30, 2010

    he switch to "for here" ;)

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  • creepyjeep November 30, 2010

    if your willing to risk the heart attack from eating that fast food shit then you shouldn't mind when a car runs you the fuck over, i think it would be faster than death by burgers

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  • marcodufour November 30, 2010

    Creepyjeep, True but where is the fun without that SPECIAL SAUCE ??

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  • jaton November 30, 2010

    Was Lindsay Lohan driving it?

    +1
  • atmydismay November 30, 2010

    The driver probably broke his Mcribs

    +14
  • iowaredneck November 30, 2010

    ^^^^^now thats funny shit right there

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  • buckswheats November 30, 2010

    He was instead of watching the road ,he was following his GPS.

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  • bigtalk November 30, 2010

    and after 3 weeks in a coma his first words were cheeseburger

    +1
  • yeayeayea November 30, 2010

    "Excuse me waitress, but there is a car on my meal."

    +6
  • tadd34 November 30, 2010

    Craash diet.

    +1
  • stacey November 30, 2010

    there are other ways to get a free meal, try the "fly in my soup" approach

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  • goddess November 30, 2010

    bobby sue was a little upset when she saw billy ray eating dinner with another woman

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  • oicu8abullet November 30, 2010

    Some jackass here in town thought it would be a good idea to huff duster while driving and did the same thing to a T.G.I. Fridays.

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  • ohwickedwendi November 30, 2010

    They better comp their meals.

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  • damgreedyjew November 30, 2010

    umm can i get a to-go box please

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  • mccracken November 30, 2010

    well where is this guys fuckin beating?

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  • ghosthunter November 30, 2010

    Thanx for the info loonman. I thought it would be some 90 yr old granny driving.

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  • d90girl November 30, 2010

    fast food....

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi November 30, 2010

    Hey man, you want fries with that?

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  • rockinron December 1, 2010

    hey there's a VW bug in my soup!!

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  • buttdarts December 1, 2010

    No fair. He got the car with his Happy Meal.

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  • copenman December 1, 2010

    SLUGBUG!!! NO SLUGBACKS,EVER FOR YOU;)

    +1
  • cellule December 1, 2010

    ...can I have a doggy-bag please?

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  • jesse69 December 1, 2010

    That dude never had a chance.

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  • rodeye2 December 2, 2010

    Dam Toyotas.

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  • shaggytwisty December 2, 2010

    buttdarts driving test gone horribly funny

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