Take A Cruise Down Alligator Alley

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Adam H.
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I've been canoeing down some rivers where I saw what I thought was a lot of gators, but holy shit, that was nothing compared to this. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be in canoe on this river. That's enough to make my cornhole tighten up. I bet it would be fun to take a barrel full of cats and find out who's hungry.

32 Comments
  • invisus December 2, 2010

    I wonder if that dude that fishes with his wang has tried fishing there?

    +2
  • floppyfoot December 2, 2010

    Gator meat is killer(excuse the pun). I would never starve.

    +1
  • fc420 December 2, 2010

    That is where you drop dead hookers off at....

    +11
  • slippy December 2, 2010

    Fuck that shit!! I'll be staying here in gator-free Northern Cali!

    +3
  • fc420 December 2, 2010

    Good bud up there!

    +1
  • buttdarts December 2, 2010

    Fuck that.

    +2
  • cellule December 2, 2010

    Ok, now how many pair of shoes & purses did you saw?

    +3
  • rockinron December 2, 2010

    hope my x wife dont pop to the surface in ths video.......cool im good,still no sign of the bitch

    +4
  • gridmunky December 2, 2010

    thats like bein white and driving through South Central Los Angeles...you're just askin for trouble

    +14
  • spaulding December 2, 2010

    I wanna go gator hunting so bad, it's killing me. Hey Adam, when is gator hunting season in Florida, and how much is an out of state tag?

    +0
  • slippy December 2, 2010

    @fc420... nothing but the dankest my friend. Life is good in the emerald triangle.

    +6
  • fc420 December 2, 2010

    I wonder if the water is warm?

    +1
  • shaggytwisty December 2, 2010

    next on swamp people

    -3
  • atmydismay December 2, 2010

    Ill take a rain check on that

    -1
  • buttdarts December 2, 2010

    Nice negatives shaggy. Like we can't fix them ya fag.

    +1
  • pasher71 December 2, 2010

    when i said i wanted to troll for snapper you got the wrong idea!

    +1
  • shaggytwisty December 2, 2010

    hi buttdarts go fuck yourself

    -1
  • oicu8abullet December 2, 2010

    Please keep hands and arms inside of boat for the entire ride....

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 2, 2010

    there are canals in florida just like this.

    +1
  • Adam H. December 2, 2010

    I don't know spaulding. Email Tim, he's our resident gator hunter.

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 2, 2010

    Damn. The words keep your hands and feet out of the water is an under statement.

    +0
  • d90girl December 2, 2010

    I need to take my mother inlaw there for a visit !!!

    +5
  • skydiver29 December 2, 2010

    alligators is so ornery because they got all them teeth but no tooth brush.

    +3
  • wargod December 2, 2010

    I'm taking my ex wife's body out of the freezer and going there

    +1
  • sillyrabbit December 3, 2010

    id lap thru there.. unless there were snapping turtles

    -1
  • rodeye2 December 3, 2010

    The bitch gator must be in heat.

    +0
  • flip835 December 3, 2010

    quick get the 22, thats like 100k in gator hides. millions if you can make them into vest boots or belts.

    +0
  • injun December 3, 2010

    I'll bring the bag of cats,someone bring beer ...and a bigger boat meet at Tims

    +0
  • u-235 December 3, 2010

    I'd stroll through there with a few dozen depth charges!!

    +0
  • marcodufour December 3, 2010

    Looks like the old video game of years ago `Frogger`

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2010

    That's nothing--try walking through a mall on Christmas Eve with a bunch of premenstral women looking for last minute gifts--it's not pretty.

    +0
  • bluufrawst December 4, 2010

    we all know who we can thrown into that shit

    +1
 
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