Somebody hacked his World of Warcraft account and his life has been in shambles ever since. He's crying in desperation and doesn't know what to do. I have a couple ideas for you, fat fuck. First of all, take down that Princess Leia poster and send it to our office. Secondly, get out of your mom's basement and step outside. You just might remember that there is a real, living world out there. Next, lose a couple hundred pounds and try talking to a girl you're not related to. If none of this makes you feel any better, stand on some rail road tracks and see if you can stop a moving train with your mind powers.