Hackers Ruined His Pathetic Life

Somebody hacked his World of Warcraft account and his life has been in shambles ever since. He's crying in desperation and doesn't know what to do. I have a couple ideas for you, fat fuck. First of all, take down that Princess Leia poster and send it to our office. Secondly, get out of your mom's basement and step outside. You just might remember that there is a real, living world out there. Next, lose a couple hundred pounds and try talking to a girl you're not related to. If none of this makes you feel any better, stand on some rail road tracks and see if you can stop a moving train with your mind powers.

64 Comments
  • paidtourist December 3, 2010

    Use the FORCE Luke......

    +4
  • bigfun72 December 3, 2010

    LOL Now thats how the world see's America .

    +11
  • shaggytwisty December 3, 2010

    Damn buttdarts is mad as shit

    +3
  • spedman December 3, 2010

    Hulk MADDD! HULK SMASH!!

    +6
  • yankeefan34 December 3, 2010

    he is gonna virtually kill those muthafukers!!!!!!!

    -1
  • wardo56 December 3, 2010

    this is what happens when your password is "virgin_for_leia"

    +7
  • spaulding December 3, 2010

    Quit hitting yourself. You're gonna start bleeding crisco all over your mom's carpet.

    +1
  • buttdarts December 3, 2010

    Oh boy it looks like I have a fan. Make you're mind up tittietwister... am I bald with penis tattoo's or am I fat with hair? Can't be both, douche

    +10
  • pasher71 December 3, 2010

    next time you might think before you talk shit to the wrong person. PWNED!!

    -1
  • slipdry December 3, 2010

    well at least he didnt shove that mouse up his ass

    +10
  • jaton December 3, 2010

    Look, I was having a crappy day anyway and finding out the some fuck hacked my wow just sent me over the edge. I also don't appreciate my vlog being posted here for all you lot to laugh at me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drown my sorrows with a bucket of warm lard

    +4
  • cmwar-15 December 3, 2010

    buy an xbox jackass..cant get hacked, just breaks..

    +5
  • wirrdo December 3, 2010

    Anybody wana fight the Lych King? i got this password i picked up ten days ago...

    +7
  • wirrdo December 3, 2010

    Also could he be the Comicbook store guy from The Simpsons?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2010

    All those quests he's been on, and he can't manage to straighten out a mistake with the technicians?? I'd hate to see what happens when his character dies.

    +1
  • dazzza December 3, 2010

    Here have 250cc of Manthefuckup...... Then make your way to the nearest porn site...!

    +2
  • shadowchaser December 3, 2010

    This is so fucking pathetic and sad, but it is so fucking hilarious at the same time. Where the hell do losers like this come from? Someone buy him a cheeseburger please!

    +1
  • duckduck December 3, 2010

    he needs to meet the dont make fun of fat people kid. match made in D&D heaven

    +4
  • shaggytwisty December 3, 2010

    sorry buttdarts this one may be your brother,,,you know the one ya keep locked in the basement

    -5
  • fc420 December 3, 2010

    ^^^^Buttdart's stalker^^^

    +6
  • shw December 3, 2010

    I call fake because I don't think anybody can be that pathetic for real.

    -1
  • bigtalk December 3, 2010

    jared really was a loser before he found subway

    +4
  • injun December 3, 2010

    NERD!!! Pound him!

    +1
  • joseffritzl December 3, 2010

    Which cruel bastard put the letter 'S' in the word lisp?

    +6
  • pasher71 December 3, 2010

    @shaggytwisty we get it already your in love with buttdarts. now STFU!

    +5
  • d90girl December 3, 2010

    World of Warcraft.....whats dat !!??

    -1
  • manley December 3, 2010

    Smash your mouse and your keyboard over your head again, about 20 times each. Now pick up your monitor and drop it on your head, 5 times. BAM you got your WOW account back!

    -1
  • oicu8abullet December 3, 2010

    Remember when people put this much dedication into their careers and families?

    +5
  • rockinron December 3, 2010

    hey francis fix your keyboard and be a normal mommas boy living in the basement and surf porn all day either that or just go back to fucking your socks and moaning laya laya!

    +1
  • fc420 December 3, 2010

    @d90girl....its birth control.

    +4
  • anomalous December 3, 2010

    Pathetic losers like that almost make me ashamed to be white.

    +1
  • rc2james December 3, 2010

    Even if he finds out who did it, the worst threat he could make would be to eat them.

    +0
  • jkharris2006 December 3, 2010

    All I can say is...WoW! lol

    +3
  • smak December 3, 2010

    U mad bro?

    +2
  • zombie December 3, 2010

    hulk smash

    -4
  • atmydismay December 3, 2010

    But hes ok with the fact that he will never ever get pussy in real life

    +3
  • the_argus December 3, 2010

    I would love to send a chunk of his glasses into this fat pile of dogshit's eye socket.

    -1
  • anrconvert December 3, 2010

    I bet before he played WOW he had good eye sight, was normal weight and had reasonable social skills. Getting hacked serves him right for doing as little with his life as possible.

    +1
  • publicraven December 3, 2010

    Picture this....mad as hell....virgin...get this boy a piece of ass right now, and he would explode on her!!!.. roflmao.... Play the game called "Sink the pink" it way better that that crap, and if you get the wrong chick...could cost yea thousands

    Take ya chances.... pay da price

    +1
  • pinkdildo December 3, 2010

    he needs a blow job. it will change his life.

    +9
  • beem December 3, 2010

    jesus christ you ppl are idiots. this is older than shit and the guy that made this is TROLLING you all. it's an act. stupid fucks.

    -12
  • tadd34 December 3, 2010

    Mr. Farley, you look like death.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet December 3, 2010

    2 year old video: 1 Beem: -2

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 3, 2010

    Guess what FAT ASS GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!

    +1
  • quimcum December 3, 2010

    obsess much!!!

    +2
  • damgreedyjew December 3, 2010

    what a pathetic excuse for a lost 5 years, your whole life was pathetic

    +2
  • sactownryder December 3, 2010

    HIS MOM NEEDS TO DO HIS LAUNDRY!!!

    +2
  • killkenny December 3, 2010

    Give him a couple twinkies. He'll settle right down.

    +1
  • yogachela December 3, 2010

    Hey assholes.

    He's acting. Dude's got a channel on youtube.

    This is the what Crazyshit is posting now? Pathetic!

    -7
  • sirfartsalot December 4, 2010

    I told you fat boy..I want your crispy creams or I keep the account!

    +1
  • okjames December 4, 2010

    HE WILL BE THE FIRST PICKED ON MY TEAM, ANY DAY.

    +1
  • bluufrawst December 4, 2010

    lol fag

    +0
  • chazim December 4, 2010

    LOL this is fake. He doesn't even have a lisp. I think this whole thing is fake. Look him up on Youtube.

    -2
  • mrbigglesworth December 4, 2010

    They cheer up paraplegics by telling them, "Well, at least you're not that guy."

    +3
  • jesse69 December 4, 2010

    Somebody give him a doughnut. He's pissed!

    +1
  • d90girl December 4, 2010

    It is rather apparent that your ass been sitting @ that desktop for 5 years...you look like a Macy's day float !!

    -1
  • d90girl December 4, 2010

    So what if its FAKE !!! Half the shit on here is F.A.K.E !!

    -1
  • misfit_88 December 5, 2010

    now looksee fatty, you done broke ya keyboard!

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth December 5, 2010

    ^^Clockwork Orange?

    +0
  • username12345 December 5, 2010

    damn! this foo must get a grip of bitches on his cawk

    +0
  • hanjob December 5, 2010

    Peter Griffin

    +0
  • lolumad January 13, 2011

    Bro you mad?

    +0
  • americandad January 26, 2011

    il send in the CIA wait i am the CIA lol

    +0
  • hvymtl777 September 26, 2014

    This guy is a YouTuber(Boogie2988)that has nearly 2,000,000 subscribers. He's just acting.

    +0
 
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