Look Mom, I Can't Fly

The user that sent us this kick ass jumper video says that the guy was driven crazy by his nagging bitch of a girlfriend and decided to put an end to it all. The screaming woman is his mom. You know you could have just broke up with her too, right? It seems a little more logical, but I guess we wouldn't have this video to watch then.

43 Comments
  • t0mmy December 7, 2010

    i believe i can fly... i believe i can touch the sky, i think about it every night and day. spread my wings and fly away

    -5
  • jesse69 December 7, 2010

    Made a hell of a thump.

    +3
  • blownoutasshol December 7, 2010

    10 outta 10 on the belly flop

    +3
  • island_mon December 7, 2010

    "Now watch me very carefully. I'm only going to demonstrate this one time."

    +8
  • spaulding December 7, 2010

    I'd be screaming too, she just won $100,000 dollars in life insurance claims!

    +10
  • killkenny December 7, 2010

    OK, everybody stand back until after he jumps. Then we'll move in. (Good plan for these fucktards)

    +0
  • tha_ringmaster December 7, 2010

    i just saw this one on liveleak this morning, but i didn't have sound on... much worse now that i've heard it

    +0
  • doc_ock December 7, 2010

    No bullshit on this one. He did it.

    +2
  • rockinron December 7, 2010

    hey tommy ya took my line but i am adding to it.

    -3
  • rockinron December 7, 2010

    i believe i can fly... i believe i can touch the sky, i think about it every night and day. spread my wings and fly away .....or just fall and smash my face today!

    -5
  • buttdarts December 7, 2010

    C'mon. Walk that shit off already

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 December 7, 2010

    I think it should be moms turn next

    +0
  • mreynolds085 December 7, 2010

    wait,, was he still alive? kindda looked like he moved a little bit

    +1
  • d90girl December 7, 2010

    She was screaming like that for years, poor Sal' just couldn't take it anymore...

    -1
  • ghosthunter December 7, 2010

    bums away.

    +0
  • boobles December 7, 2010

    Please tell me that wasn't an ambulance that pulled up? It looked like a baked-bean can on wheels....

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 7, 2010

    And here we see the WRONG way to handle a breakup.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 7, 2010

    When bungie jumping, always make sure to double check your ropes and straps....This guy didn't.

    -4
  • rockinron December 7, 2010

    this year at the polish belly flop competion there was only one entry ,so the commitee felt it was unnesassary to have any water to cut back on costs......

    -3
  • dildosaggins December 7, 2010

    all that for a bitch? crazyy asshole he even spread his arms out everything

    +0
  • pasher71 December 7, 2010

    I am always amazed at the power that little slit hold over us men.

    -2
  • honkie365 December 7, 2010

    He should have held the bitch of a girlfriend in his arms and then jumped.

    +1
  • shw December 7, 2010

    Now that's what I call coming to a dead stop.

    +0
  • atmydismay December 7, 2010

    He was trying to jump for joy but he fucked it up

    +0
  • bigtalk December 7, 2010

    all fucking right the balls on this guy but dumb as furniture to go that far over a cunt

    +0
  • cornolio December 7, 2010

    he was jumping while the sky was blue......

    -6
  • tadd34 December 7, 2010

    Ambulance dude - "WTF are we supposed to do?"

    +0
  • pizzapie December 7, 2010

    Mom should have had an abortion

    +0
  • grayfire666 December 7, 2010

    i love how everyone crowds around a guy about to jump offa building... and then they are surprised when he falls and dies. like the chick screaming the whole time

    +0
  • wackinisgood December 7, 2010

    mother do think, thier gona break my falls?

    +3
  • jgod December 8, 2010

    well he's fuckin dead lets go have a vodka

    +1
  • kishoph December 8, 2010

    Swan dive to the street.

    +0
  • dazzza December 8, 2010

    Son get your ass down here this instant!

    +2
  • sebsome December 8, 2010

    Ectasy what a wonderful drug

    +0
  • u-235 December 8, 2010

    Why in the fuck she wasn't up there to try to talk him? At least a megaphone or something!

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 8, 2010

    @cornolio... the last part of that comment reminded me of someone

    +0
  • marsape December 8, 2010

    That'll be me soon if someone doesn't get Oprah off my island and back to the US, stupid bitch is attracting people near my crop

    +1
  • miked December 8, 2010

    how is steve handling the divorce?

    He's crushed

    +1
  • flip835 December 8, 2010

    yea scream at the top of you lungs, he will magicaly start floating

    +0
  • ninjakins December 8, 2010

    a mother should never have to witness something like this.

    +0
  • miked December 8, 2010

    ^^ its good for her. she brought him in and she got to see him go out....so stfu.

    +0
  • kingjeffishere December 9, 2010

    Flame on!...Flame on!..I SAiD..THUD!

    +1
  • hanjob December 9, 2010

    What a fucking asshole. If you're gonna do it at least don't have your mum watching, prick.

    +0
 
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