Check Out My Snow Sculpture, Mom

What mother wouldn't want to come home to find her son created a 6 foot phallic snow sculpture in the front yard? I'm sure Mom could use a nice big cock to brighten up her life a little. Just watch the way she handles that dick. I bet she likes it rough.

29 Comments
  • spaulding December 9, 2010

    Hey look, It's everyone below me's snow cone!

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 9, 2010

    Typical woman... pays more attention to the shaft than the balls

    +4
  • jesse69 December 9, 2010

    Boys will be boys.

    +0
  • killkenny December 9, 2010

    She took that like a champ. Just like she did last night.

    +3
  • rockinron December 9, 2010

    thats what my x would do to me when i had morning wood.

    +2
  • marcodufour December 9, 2010

    And that`s the size of it in the freezing cold, you should see......

    +4
  • h4rdcor3 December 9, 2010

    ^^You gonna finish that off?

    +3
  • pasher71 December 9, 2010

    lol snow dick, legendary!

    +0
  • shadowchaser December 9, 2010

    Hey calm down lady! Thats probably the only dick you are ever gonna get.

    +0
  • d90girl December 9, 2010

    The dog loved it, finally something worthy to piss on !!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 9, 2010

    What a big dick!

    +1
  • miked December 9, 2010

    cool sculpture of my dick.............

    -3
  • miked December 9, 2010

    just kiddin i dont have a dick

    -2
  • rockinron December 9, 2010

    ^^^ thanks for being honest.

    +8
  • bigtalk December 9, 2010

    only a white guy

    -3
  • slippy December 9, 2010

    ^^^would not stop if your mom was in a cross walk!

    +4
  • oicu8abullet December 9, 2010

    Ouch. She kicked it in the balls.

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 9, 2010

    only a english man would think that is not gay and would do that for his mom. he is probably single too.

    +0
  • effinurmom December 9, 2010

    I'd bang his mom

    +0
  • jefftheripper December 9, 2010

    ^^Scottish man you fucking retard

    +5
  • clrz1000 December 9, 2010

    She's a real ball busting dominatrix.

    +0
  • dildosaggins December 9, 2010

    aww she broke the snow penis...well now he can sculpt a vegina or maybe a nice asshole

    +1
  • atmydismay December 9, 2010

    Shes not suppose to push on it, pull on it

    +1
  • pinkdildo December 9, 2010

    @jeffthedickstripper- how do you know their scottish, did you help build the thing?

    -4
  • dac125 December 9, 2010

    would have been funnier with a midget dancing around it singing the safety dance.

    +3
  • pasher71 December 10, 2010

    @dac125

    +0
  • pasher71 December 10, 2010

    thanks for the visual.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 10, 2010

    @pinkdildo... i think his accent gave it away

    +2
  • anrconvert December 10, 2010

    at least it was the right colour

    +1
 
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