The Incredible Acrobatic Asian

I can already hear some you bitching, "This isn't crazy shit. This site is so gay now. You guys fail." That's right, nobody gets hit by a car, there are no tits and ass, no heads cut off, not even a nut shot. It's just a bad ass, agile little Asian guy doing all sorts of cool shit you and I will never be able to.

37 Comments
  • ljay December 15, 2010

    I guess he has something to show the ladies, aside his tiny dick.

    -1
  • zahnfee December 15, 2010

    Yeah pritty nice... but he cant handle his dick ;)

    +1
  • bucknuts December 15, 2010

    That boy needs to get laid, he's got WAY too much time on his hands.,.,.,.

    +0
  • killkenny December 15, 2010

    They call him Hop Suey.

    +4
  • cunalingus December 15, 2010

    The rest of his Ninja clan is going to kill him now for being seen out of Uniform

    +1
  • czech_it_out December 15, 2010

    well I learned 1 thing, u can't make ur living doing that shit..

    +0
  • duckduck December 15, 2010

    someone didnt get enough attention from their boyfriend last night

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 15, 2010

    YEAH, BUT CAN HE DRIVE?????

    +9
  • miked December 15, 2010

    nice genaral tso chicken

    +0
  • rockinron December 15, 2010

    must be an americanised jap, he didnt shit in anyones mouth.

    +1
  • spaulding December 15, 2010

    That was pretty cool wong shu, now get back to programming my computer.

    +0
  • boobles December 15, 2010

    Pffft - what's the big deal? I do that every morning before I brush my teeth...

    +4
  • 2bit December 15, 2010

    this is what happens after they eat shit.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 15, 2010

    I guess he wasnt into poo poo growing up

    +0
  • reddragon2437 December 15, 2010

    where can i find all the failed attempts at?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 15, 2010

    Fuuuuuuuck...I wonder how many bones he's broken.

    +0
  • wirrdo December 15, 2010

    he lives a life of fulfillment

    +2
  • pasher71 December 15, 2010

    yeah that's cool, but can you shoot a 20 foot stream of milk out your ass?

    +0
  • 2indastink December 15, 2010

    You cunts do know that Asians call we (the superior race) round eyed cunts, fucking racist pricks.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet December 15, 2010

    I have a broken nose and 2 black eyes that say I can't do any of that.

    +2
  • pinkdildo December 15, 2010

    shoot him while hes flipping that would be cool.

    -8
  • fetuswithaids December 15, 2010

    The guy is fucking amazing.But he don't deserve some epic background music like Rambo!!!

    -2
  • slipdry December 15, 2010

    Chuck Norris could kick his ass just by thinking about kicking his ass

    +0
  • nh3kid December 15, 2010

    I think it wouldnt be so gay if he was jugling chainsaws or double edged swords. but he would still have to lose a hand or something

    +0
  • atmydismay December 15, 2010

    Funny, I go to sleep and wake up the same way!

    +0
  • mccracken December 15, 2010

    I wonder if there is a great pension plan for doing useless shit?

    -3
  • godbluff December 15, 2010

    yeah but can he say Prell instead of Plerr

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 15, 2010

    This dude is Martial arts trained.. I don't think running your mouth infront of him is such a good idea.. I have to say pretty fucking bad ass.

    +6
  • anrconvert December 15, 2010

    How do the Chinese perfect such routines? Start training when you're 2, get an unforgiving trainer that hits you everytime you make a mistake, train 24/7 and finally get some steroids. Chinese Olympic team can't be wrong

    +2
  • showmeurtits December 16, 2010

    This dude was gay even before he started playing with fag fans!

    +0
  • dildosaggins December 16, 2010

    this shud be jackie chans new mouie "skating ninja assassin" cool shit hehe

    +0
  • smak December 16, 2010

    if you think this is awesome you should see what how he does laundry and plays with shit

    +2
  • jonasje December 16, 2010

    First asian movie that didnt made me puke :D

    +4
  • wackinisgood December 16, 2010

    adam finally posted some crazy shit lol

    +0
  • wackinisgood December 16, 2010

    2indastink your name should b 2englishstink

    +0
  • armor December 17, 2010

    This just his hobby

    +0
  • maxhardcore January 28, 2011

    Really a Fuckin Fan! What are you going to do Fan me to death....

    +0
 
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