China Men Can't Jump

That's right, China men can't jump. Except for Jackie Chan, but I think he can only jump off of things. Maybe if you're 4'6", and have no vertical leap, hurdles are not the event for you. But at the Special Olympics, everyone is a winner.

24 Comments
  • joseffritzl December 20, 2010

    about as good as hurdles at the paralympics

    +1
  • spaulding December 20, 2010

    They're all going to be shot now for embarrassing China

    +1
  • duckduck December 20, 2010

    No way he practiced that and thought he was gold medal material. Must have been Changs retarded stand-in.

    +1
  • wirrdo December 20, 2010

    Hahaha its funny cuz he fall down & he China man

    +0
  • 2indastink December 20, 2010

    Oh well, at least they ALL would've won gold in the smallest penis event.

    +4
  • bulldognuts December 20, 2010

    Special Olympics are always more fun for spectators than contestants.

    +1
  • buttdarts December 20, 2010

    Spaulding is still pretty quick though. :)

    -2
  • jesse69 December 20, 2010

    The shorter you are, the faster you fall down.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet December 20, 2010

    The next event is the freestyle quadriplegic dive.

    +1
  • rush December 20, 2010

    As soon as I stop laughing maybe I can start to write something!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    I see someone didn't drink their Red Bull before the race.

    +1
  • rush December 20, 2010

    All of you get an egg roll for trying real hard!

    +2
  • fluse82 December 20, 2010

    mind retarded olympics

    +1
  • reddan December 20, 2010

    dee dee deeeee!

    +1
  • rockinron December 20, 2010

    he will win the next race if ya put a chick with shit all over her at the finish line.

    +3
  • bigtalk December 20, 2010

    your doing it wong

    -1
  • pinkdildo December 20, 2010

    what a ding dong.

    -1
  • ghosthunter December 20, 2010

    They can't drive either...

    +2
  • d90girl December 20, 2010

    zzzzzzzzz

    +0
  • dopesmoker December 20, 2010

    Jesus Christ! I haven't laughed that hard in forever! Thanks Adam!

    +0
  • mccracken December 21, 2010

    See...fuckers can't run either!

    +0
  • atmydismay December 21, 2010

    Lets see him try that with a brick wall

    +0
  • u-235 December 21, 2010

    He gets a box of fortune cookies just to make him feel better and it's not a total loss.

    +0
  • bloodfrozen1 December 21, 2010

    i got a six pack from laughing so much LOL .the guy next to him was like "hey! whered my hurdle go?"

    +0
 
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