Would You Like To Buy A Sex Machine?

He's dedicated his life to building machines that can make women orgasm, because he never could. This might be a good Christmas gift for your special lady, or it could just mean she'll never waste her time fucking you anymore. I suppose you could just get your nut off after this thing puts her ass to sleep. That way you don't have to talk about your feelings afterward.

28 Comments
  • 2indastink December 20, 2010

    hey Adam, you might wanna get one for your boyfriend this Christmas, it's what he's always wanted x x

    +14
  • spaulding December 20, 2010

    Why do they keep inventing toys for chicks? They can get fucked whenever they please. Seems like a waste of time to me.

    +7
  • duckduck December 20, 2010

    im sure he also the official product tester

    +0
  • Adam H. December 20, 2010

    All right, 2indastink, but while it's pounding your loose asshole, I want you to blow me. It's the least you could do if I drop $9,600 on your Christmas present.

    +15
  • 2indastink December 20, 2010

    ^^^ 10k for cash and you got a deal buddy.

    +7
  • clrz1000 December 20, 2010

    ^^I guess everyone DOES have a price.

    +7
  • killkenny December 20, 2010

    ^^Whore AND minge.^^

    +2
  • bulldognuts December 20, 2010

    If he put all of his energy into fucking a woman he would not need this.

    +0
  • jesse69 December 20, 2010

    Fuckers are expensive ain't they. I'd rather buy her a car and get the pussy myself!

    +1
  • oicu8abullet December 20, 2010

    wickedwendi is going to love this.

    +2
  • lieutenantdan December 20, 2010

    WTF is this shit? Why aren't we seeing hot naked chicks trying this out?

    +1
  • rush December 20, 2010

    Yes lets get a sex machine...because I really do not want to fuck my girlfriend any more!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    Beats getting lied to and std's, doesn't it girls?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    Dammit, oicu8abullet--you know me too damn well, don't you?!?

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 20, 2010

    ^^I told you. The only thing I lied about was the STD's.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    ^^Shhhhhh...no one is supposed to know! At least you didn't say anything about the Lobster House incident...^^

    +0
  • rockinron December 20, 2010

    damnit wendi dont you bring that up again it was not my fault!! how was i supposed to know that damn thing would bite ya.

    +0
  • bigtalk December 20, 2010

    when you need a gas powered sex toy your just a hoe

    +0
  • ouch December 20, 2010

    I can make my girlfriend cum 6 times in 5 minutes and my wife as well I don’t need that thing.

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 20, 2010

    if it cleaned house and fixed the car I could see spending that kind of money on it. but for now my pink friend will have to do.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 20, 2010

    COTW for pink

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 20, 2010

    @rockinron: That was you in the hockey mask and diaper?

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 20, 2010

    I think my ol lady will pass on this shit.

    +0
  • d90girl December 20, 2010

    pffff...you have got to be kidding, right !!

    -1
  • mccracken December 21, 2010

    See...this guy is why we don't get laid anymore.

    If I had a machine that felt like a pussy, vibrated and sucked me off at the same time - I would be single and RICH!

    +0
  • atmydismay December 21, 2010

    He must be gay

    +0
  • bluufrawst December 21, 2010

    lame..

    -2
  • n306 December 22, 2010

    If I had a machine that felt like a pussy, vibrated and sucked me off at the same time---- I would make my own sammich

    +0
 
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