Creepy Old Guy And His Real Doll

I've seen a documentary about these dudes who are in love with their real dolls, and it really makes you feel a lot better about yourself. Even if you're some shy awkward guy who only gets laid once or twice a year, you're doing much better than these guys. Having a chick to bang whenever you're in the mood and never having to hear her nag sounds appealing, but I'll stick with some warm, wet and organic vagina.

33 Comments
  • bulldognuts December 23, 2010

    Someone needs to check this guys cellar,I believe you may find this guys ex-wife and a shitload of prostitutes buried there.

    +4
  • zahnfee December 23, 2010

    One day paa you will hang in a simmular position with a rope around your throat from a tree. ... fucking old pedobear.

    +2
  • mccracken December 23, 2010

    "The breasts are very squeezy" - did anyone else laugh out loud when he said that?

    +0
  • atmydismay December 23, 2010

    I might look into this, because the sex doll i currently have i cant bite!

    +1
  • rockinron December 23, 2010

    hard to belieave he made it 70 years without rapeing someone!!

    -1
  • format187 December 23, 2010

    I'd hit it

    +0
  • bigfun72 December 23, 2010

    "Her right hand plays with my bullocks whilst I wank" now thats fucking funnny.

    +4
  • killkenny December 23, 2010

    That was waaaay more than I wanted to know.

    +2
  • stoopidmunkee December 23, 2010

    necrophelia made legal.

    +1
  • rockinron December 23, 2010

    he dont need strip joints anymore......he just hangs out at the jc penny display window.

    +1
  • bigtalk December 23, 2010

    what a wanker

    +2
  • azmatt December 23, 2010

    I hang my women like that too!

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 December 23, 2010

    When he bangs her hard it smells like someone has done a wheelspin

    +1
  • spaulding December 23, 2010

    She's as lifeless as my girlfriend in bed. Prude bitch.

    +1
  • miked December 23, 2010

    wow that was boring....only watched half. psssh fuck you adam

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 23, 2010

    Thats fucking creepy!!!!

    +1
  • sactownryder December 23, 2010

    NO FOREPLAY? I THOUGHT THAT WAS STEP 1!!!

    HE HAS NO COMPASSION FOR THIS RUBBER FUCK SLUT

    +1
  • sactownryder December 23, 2010

    SUCK MY BOLLOX!!!

    +0
  • wargod December 23, 2010

    Thats REALLY close to fucking a corpse...so yeah, I'd hit it

    +0
  • 2bit December 23, 2010

    I'd hit it but be damned if im going to make a documentary about it.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 23, 2010

    He likes 'em hairy, eh?

    +2
  • pizzapie December 23, 2010

    Wonder if she likes to be titty fucked

    +0
  • d90girl December 23, 2010

    He put a lot of effort in for that " VIAGRA " moment !!

    +0
  • ceasar294 December 24, 2010

    lol the younger guys cum before they know what there doing but not me...cause i fuck dolls not chicks

    +0
  • qz-sue December 24, 2010

    Poor Emma...

    +1
  • queeferton December 24, 2010

    i wanted one but now i think i either get 1 real expensive hooker or a group of crackhead whores,thanks pappy

    +0
  • damgreedyjew December 24, 2010

    time for the sequel, the 80 year old virgin

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth December 24, 2010

    I definitely would NOT be putting my wife's face on her, that's for sure!

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 December 24, 2010

    At least he doesnt have to wear protection... unless hes sharing her with George from the social club

    +1
  • n306 December 25, 2010

    And the 2nd reason he has a real doll is that after a while the dead ladies tend to stink with the flies and maggots

    +0
  • atom December 25, 2010

    His girlfriend is a whore. Amen

    +0
  • tiana May 2, 2011

    i thought how sweet he still loves his ex wife than thought about it and its border line creepy

    +0
  • zer0daher0 June 13, 2011

    Do they come in children sizes and or pentioners?

    +0
 
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