My Dad Is A Cop And I'm A Drunk Douche

Douche bag extraordinaire, Justin Collison, came up behind a homeless man who was trying to break up a fight outside a bar, and punched him in the back of the head, knocking him out cold for several minutes. Then he proceeded to hit some other random bystander to prove how tough he is. Ordinarily, an asshole like this would be arrested, but Justin was free to go. The police have assured us that it has nothing to do with the fact that his daddy is lieutenant of the Sanford Police Department. They simply couldn't get a clear statement of what happened from the man who was sucker punched from behind. I guess a video and a sidewalk full of witnesses just isn't enough to go on.

31 Comments
  • hanjob December 30, 2010

    Yeah, real tough. Asshole

    +2
  • mrsnuttymagoo December 30, 2010

    Thanks for giving me a book to read tonight Adam

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi December 30, 2010

    Justin really does care--he was just helping people with their insomnia...yeah...that's it.

    +0
  • bulldognuts December 30, 2010

    A cops son turns out to be a asshole,hard to believe.

    +1
  • mrsnuttymagoo December 30, 2010

    out of curiosity, what time is it there Wendy, it is 3am Friday 31th dec here, are you posting at breakfast yesterday?

    -3
  • czech_it_out December 30, 2010

    his dad could be a cop, bus his mom is still a whore..

    +8
  • pinkdildo December 30, 2010

    that is a white man that needs to be shot down.

    -2
  • atmydismay December 30, 2010

    I would love to beat that fuck senseless and when his father showed up beat his ass too for having a douche of a son

    +3
  • marsape December 30, 2010

    Two stories to every lie

    +0
  • wackinisgood December 30, 2010

    justin needs his button pushed, the one on the tip of his chin. Would'nt be suprised if his dad needs one too.

    +0
  • wackinisgood December 30, 2010

    cocky punks

    +0
  • wackinisgood December 30, 2010

    go sneak up on this guy Adam...

    +1
  • bigtalk December 30, 2010

    typical white boy no heart no balls but all mouth

    -7
  • ohwickedwendi December 30, 2010

    mrsnutty--I posted at 10:36am on 12/30/10. I live in Wisconnie.

    +0
  • mrsnuttymagoo December 30, 2010

    ^Hi Wendy, thanks I was just curious to how dedicated you all are to posting first, for me to catch the firt post before you lot I have to be online at 2;30am, sort of sucks because I have to smoke lots of weed to do that, and Marsape charges shit loads for his hydro skunk

    +0
  • dazzza December 30, 2010

    All the women call him just-in.

    +1
  • marsape December 30, 2010

    ^bullshit I do,$320 per oz is a deal arsehole, and you smoke ten cones before you buy you fucking hog.

    +0
  • dogbreathisgay December 30, 2010

    ^take it to the forums you pricks, and how come he gets it so cheap,you charged me $380 and the bag was light.

    +0
  • mccracken December 30, 2010

    Ok...so my wisdom here today is....don't matter who you are, if your a fuckin asshole, you deserve to be treated like a fuckin asshole.

    This bastard deserves to be thrown in jail. And I have no problems with cops - son or not, someone else should be stepping in to make sure this little prick gets his due!

    +0
  • killkenny December 30, 2010

    Somebody didn't get hims sammich that night. Po' baby.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet December 30, 2010

    I've never met a cops' kid that wasn't fucked in the head. Trust me, my mom is one and I used to be married to another one.

    +1
  • muslimburgers December 30, 2010

    I live not even a mile from this bar and i have to say that sanford cops are assholes, you see one every two seconds driving around. they spent millions of dollars on their new police station and they put it right in the middle of crackville on thirteenth street. they do nothing to stop crime, just here to collect money for the state, i got my car stolen a couple weeks back by some stupid nigger that just wanted it for a ride, instead of the cops finding it i had to drive around niggerland and found it. then a few weeks later, some monkey ass nigger threw a bottle at this old man right while he was at a red light, well the old white man got mad and swerved off the road all pissed off, well what do you know instead of arresting the worthless nigger this stupid fucking cop arrests this poor old white dude, to be honest with ya thats why im happy when a cop shoots a nigger or vice versa. and call me a dick but im also tired of seeing this city build parks and basketball courts so these homeless niggers can walk around panhandling for thier next crackrock. this country caters to worthless welfare niggers ands thats why we will fail as a country.

    +5
  • rodeye2 December 30, 2010

    ^^^I gave ya +1 but you might consider employing a publisher...lol^^^

    +0
  • rockinron December 31, 2010

    i dont know what was worse the ashole in the video or all the fucking people whpo wrote books for coments!!!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi December 31, 2010

    Damn, mrs.....I get MY weed for free. And I'm usually up and exercising to music around that time. I like to take breaks and make comments--perfect combination. :)

    +0
  • juggalo781 December 31, 2010

    typical PIGlet, i know bacon and their spawn, fuck em both!

    +0
  • invisus December 31, 2010

    Did that dipshit white boy just scream out"nigga what"?

    +1
  • myballsyorchin December 31, 2010

    ya muslim your right but we fail as a country for so many reasons. i think the whole problem is the mentality of "im right your wrong" that everyone has, everyone wants to tell people what to do but no one wants to be told what to do...but i still wouldnt wanna live in any other country!... sorry for the paragraph ill neg myself..

    +0
  • lordsho December 31, 2010

    This is how white boys with power have always operated. I grew up with kids like this. Drive his ass down to 105 and St. Claire and tell him to act as crazy as he wants.

    Just be ready to identify his body the next morning.

    +0
  • gofuckyourself March 11, 2011

    Cops don't protect and serve the people they serve and protect themselves."FUCK THE POLICE"

    +0
  • the_real_truth August 21, 2012

    Looks like he was getting his ass kicked when he picked that last fight....lol

    +0
 
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