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posted by Adam H. on 1/3/2011

The Escalator Is Taking Too Long

Even though the escalator is already faster than the stairs, this drunk couple thought they'd speed things up a bit and to the first floor a little bit quicker. Way to use that bitch to absorb your impact. She won't remember any of that shit, so you can just make up whatever story you like. I love drunk bitches almost as much as I hate them.
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bulldognuts
I just spit coffee all over my monitor watching these two drunk idiots
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 12:39 PM

dirtysanchez69
Okay when the mall security commentator said "BADOUCHE" I started laughing so hard a little bit pee leaked out. FUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 12:43 PM

miked
fuck you dad
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 12:44 PM

spaulding
There’s better ways to pound her into the ground dude.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 1:04 PM

2indastink
happy new pile of shit.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 1:34 PM

oicu8abullet
The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do was try to use an escalator while on acid.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 1:52 PM

ohwickedwendi
What sucks for me, is I do that shit sober.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 2:48 PM

h4rdcor3
He used his girlfriend to break his fall... now she has broken ribs
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 4:36 PM

czech_it_out
I bet he didn’t got laid that day..
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 4:40 PM

killkenny
Trippy duuuude.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 4:59 PM

wolf
I give a 2/10 for the head stand
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 5:03 PM

pinkdildo
she was sexy.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 5:33 PM

ohwickedwendi
"You spin me round and round..."
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 5:47 PM

damgreedyjew
haha those guys commentary made that fucking video too
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 6:25 PM

bigtalk
did he just have sex
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 8:01 PM

ghosthunter
Oh they are going to feel that in the morning....LOL
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 8:03 PM

boppalilbit
it was so nice for this valet driver to excort these people to their car
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 8:20 PM

rockinron
bet her tits are hateing her right now.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 9:31 PM

rodeye2
One hell of a donkey punch.
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posted on: 01-03-11 @ 10:28 PM

marsape
finally a slim american girl and he goes and kills her
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posted on: 01-04-11 @ 3:40 PM

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