The Escalator Is Taking Too Long

Even though the escalator is already faster than the stairs, this drunk couple thought they'd speed things up a bit and to the first floor a little bit quicker. Way to use that bitch to absorb your impact. She won't remember any of that shit, so you can just make up whatever story you like. I love drunk bitches almost as much as I hate them.

20 Comments
  • bulldognuts January 3, 2011

    I just spit coffee all over my monitor watching these two drunk idiots

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 January 3, 2011

    Okay when the mall security commentator said "BADOUCHE" I started laughing so hard a little bit pee leaked out. FUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!

    +4
  • miked January 3, 2011

    fuck you dad

    +0
  • spaulding January 3, 2011

    There's better ways to pound her into the ground dude.

    +2
  • 2indastink January 3, 2011

    happy new pile of shit.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet January 3, 2011

    The hardest thing I've ever had to do was try to use an escalator while on acid.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 3, 2011

    What sucks for me, is I do that shit sober.

    +3
  • h4rdcor3 January 3, 2011

    He used his girlfriend to break his fall... now she has broken ribs

    +1
  • czech_it_out January 3, 2011

    I bet he didn't got laid that day..

    +3
  • killkenny January 3, 2011

    Trippy duuuude.

    +2
  • wolf January 3, 2011

    I give a 2/10 for the head stand

    +0
  • pinkdildo January 3, 2011

    she was sexy.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 3, 2011

    "You spin me round and round..."

    -5
  • damgreedyjew January 3, 2011

    haha those guys commentary made that fucking video too

    -1
  • bigtalk January 3, 2011

    did he just have sex

    -3
  • ghosthunter January 3, 2011

    Oh they are going to feel that in the morning....LOL

    +0
  • boppalilbit January 3, 2011

    it was so nice for this valet driver to excort these people to their car

    +0
  • rockinron January 3, 2011

    bet her tits are hateing her right now.

    -1
  • rodeye2 January 3, 2011

    One hell of a donkey punch.

    +0
  • marsape January 4, 2011

    finally a slim american girl and he goes and kills her

    +1
 
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