Don't Forget To Wash Under The Fat Flaps

After eating 20,000 calories a day, this fat piece of shit can't even wash himself, so he needs some CNAs to spend 4 hours a day doing it for him. I say if you let yourself get so rotund you can no longer care for yourself, then too fucking bad. Your fat lazy ass can sit and rot instead of wasting resources other people need. Just imagine what this fucking pig smells like.

41 Comments
  • cunalingus January 7, 2011

    I would have shot myself in the head at that point.

    +8
  • bulldognuts January 7, 2011

    Just use that cow sling to feed him to the bears at local zoo.

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi January 7, 2011

    I think we just found a date for the "would you hit it" woman from yesterday--congrats fatties!

    +7
  • killkenny January 7, 2011

    What a waste of resources.

    +7
  • h4rdcor3 January 7, 2011

    He makes free willy look like a tic tac

    +8
  • andyhu January 7, 2011

    100grand a fucking year!!! and thats just his care bill not what they give him on the side to buy all the food it would take to get that insainly huge. selfish mother fucker. how about i dont become a human whale and you give me a new ferrari every year. it would cost the same

    +9
  • shaggytwisty January 7, 2011

    Another burden on society.....thankyou all you fat fucks

    +6
  • yourtacosmells January 7, 2011

    shit staple his stomach they need to staple his mouth shut ...@Bulldognuts i think he eat he bears

    +2
  • wuda_fuc86 January 7, 2011

    Somebody needs to lance that shit...right below the chin...

    +0
  • mosportmike January 7, 2011

    I can't believe you guys don't like that shit, that's fucking hot!!!

    +1
  • bite-me71 January 7, 2011

    Fuck just use a power washer on this fat fuck. I wonder when the last time he saw his feet.

    +5
  • rush January 7, 2011

    How many pussy's does this guy have?

    +0
  • zahnfee January 7, 2011

    thats disgusting

    +2
  • marsape January 7, 2011

    Staple his fucking mouth shut

    +2
  • atmydismay January 7, 2011

    CNAs Certified Nut and ASS cleaners

    +4
  • oicu8abullet January 7, 2011

    Can't afford the surgery? How about you just fucking eat less?

    +3
  • 2bit January 7, 2011

    But would you hit it?

    +1
  • rajkumari_20 January 7, 2011

    thats fucking disgusting... why dont they just move the fridge out of reach.. clearly he doesnt get his own food.. so why do they give him so much food anyway... that guy needs a bullet..

    +6
  • rockinron January 7, 2011

    wonder how long its been since he could jerk off?

    +3
  • kennyknight0 January 7, 2011

    hit it or not that is the question people of crazy shit u decide plus up for no down for yes !!

    +2
  • larbob January 7, 2011

    Ill kill myself when I can't wipe My own ass.

    +6
  • t0mmy January 7, 2011

    you have noone to blame but yourself

    +3
  • bigtalk January 7, 2011

    it doesnt matter what language you speak being big fat and white is a disease not an epidemic kill the disease

    -5
  • thewinkler January 7, 2011

    Just quit feeding the fat fuck! He's obviously not going to the store by himself, there's more than one person at fault here. Someone should shoot them both.

    +2
  • mccracken January 7, 2011

    I have an idea, why don't you lock him in a fucking room, and feed him protein and veggies - no ice cream, no soft drinks....2000 calories a day will cure him!

    It is gonna suck for him for a few weeks, but he will get used to it!!!

    +7
  • magnavox50 January 7, 2011

    ^mccraken you are totally right except make it vitamins and water and let hisbody absorb the fat back. think about it have you ever seen a fat person be rescued from a deserted island! I'm mean what the fuck it's not like he can get up and make a sammich

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi January 7, 2011

    Shit--I just got off my fucking couch, and did little things like start RUNNING up and down my stairs, and started eating less. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that shit out.

    +2
  • d90girl January 7, 2011

    Now wait just a minute....He doesn't work..gets food prepared and brought to him, doesn't have to lift a finger to do ANYTHING, much less wipe his own ass, lay's in bed all day watching TV and surfing for Porn on the internet !!!!

    Hell, I wish I had that kinda life !! Fuck the 9 to 5...I rather stay home,sleep in, get fed and have someone else wipe my ass and clean up my mess !

    +3
  • boobles January 8, 2011

    OK, this guy pisses me off. I know a little about him, since he is from England and holds (or did hold) the title of Fattest Man in the World, weighing in at 980lbs at his heaviest. Now he is suing the NHS for "failing to help" because they encouraged him to exercise more. WTF? The NHS is FUCKING SOCIALIST healthcare you FUCKWAD...that's right, fat cunt...you sue, it means the people that really need care won't get it as you're draining resources from an already over-burdened system (over-burdened by all the fucking immigrants). What a selfish fucking piece of shit.

    +7
  • d82ndabn January 8, 2011

    @Bigtalk-Another asshole throwing race into the mix.

    +3
  • wardo56 January 8, 2011

    seen him on tv a few times. he is an attention whore. He loses the weight then people start ignoring him so he gains it all back. Fuckin g ego on this asshole is unreal

    +0
  • ken_70450 January 8, 2011

    He'll make great bacon.

    +1
  • u-235 January 8, 2011

    She needs to dress up as Leia.

    +3
  • streetxtrash January 8, 2011

    I want a broad to scrub my ball sac and wipe my ass too! LOL

    +0
  • rockinron January 8, 2011

    @larbob someone please send larbob a big mac for life gift certificate. and bigtalk. its a diesease in white folks but comes natural in shit skins. as for the guy eating less. belieave it or not he would die of malnutrition if he went on a diet. i went to med school. look it up if ya dont belieave me.

    +0
  • larbob January 8, 2011

    rockinron the only reason you went to med school was to fuck the cadavers.

    +0
  • slippy January 8, 2011

    fucking LMAO @h4rdcor3

    -1
  • damgreedyjew January 9, 2011

    isn't not seeing you dick in 10 years enough motivation?

    +0
  • hanjob January 9, 2011

    He could feed a starving family for months

    +0
  • forgedeath January 9, 2011

    Lol ^ @ hanjob he could feed a small african country for years

    +0
  • sadist666 January 20, 2011

    there r sum ppl that just need to be killed for being sooo fuckin worthless, a cyst on society. and for sum fuckin reason, they r able to get other ppl to take full responsibility and enabling them to stay the way they r...FUCK THAT!!!!! I WANNA KILL THIS FAT FUCKIN MAN-BLOB!!!

    +0
 
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