Gashed Foot Doesn't End Call

jay
13,016 Views 5 years ago

Hold on Betty, my foot is fucking gashed wide open, but I have to tell you about what Claire did to me this morning playing bridge. Ohh wait, here comes the ambulance. I'll have to call you back now. I hate that bitch Claire.

19 Comments
  • lubedanus January 8, 2011

    What a dumb bitch dont go giving foot jobs to explosives

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  • rockinron January 8, 2011

    won't be doing any dancing this weekend!

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  • atmydismay January 8, 2011

    She better be caller her podiatrist and have that motherfucker clear all of his appointments

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  • 2indastink January 8, 2011

    ʞ˙n ǝɥʇ uı ʇsǝɔuı ǝzılɐƃǝl

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  • thewinkler January 8, 2011

    Ya, thats right, extra large and extra cheese....

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  • ohwickedwendi January 8, 2011

    Well, that's just gonna ruin her whole day.

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  • ghosthunter January 8, 2011

    She aint walking that OFF!!

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  • h4rdcor3 January 8, 2011

    Are you sure it was bridge she was playing with Claire and not snap?!

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  • larbob January 8, 2011

    hello, dr. sholls?

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  • pizzapie January 8, 2011

    That's gonna fuck up his golf swing

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  • h4rdcor3 January 8, 2011

    ^^His??!

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  • slippy January 8, 2011

    granny was phoning in the cartel hit on the fuckers that didi that to her.

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  • buzzhawg January 8, 2011

    Jihad a foot but now it's gone.

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  • rareranking January 9, 2011

    that old bitch will never walk again toby!

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  • ajpoopieschitz January 9, 2011

    i have a history with feet

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  • damgreedyjew January 9, 2011

    that wont stop her from bitching at her husband

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  • jphinfan86 January 9, 2011

    Gash? Apparently Senor Jay cannot see the protruding bone.

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  • qz-sue January 10, 2011

    She's the mother of the guy with the knife stuck in his head.

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  • wackinisgood January 10, 2011

    get a new camera

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