The Many Dangers Of Porn

Porn is a risky business, and not just because of STDs, drug addictions, and prolapsed rectums. You're also at risk of being injured when the set they spent 3 minutes building collapses on you. I'm sure he'll be fine once his dick is in your mouth. Now get back to work, whore!

23 Comments
  • stinkpalm January 18, 2011

    hope he didnt break his dick

    -2
  • fc420 January 18, 2011

    Quick he needs ass to mouth!

    +9
  • rockinron January 18, 2011

    that fat bastard santa broke it on his way in!!

    +2
  • larbob January 18, 2011

    we just leave cookies and milk at our house.

    +0
  • rodgtard January 18, 2011

    Hey hey, gotta stay. cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!

    -2
  • spaulding January 18, 2011

    I think she just got volunteered for a public abuse shoot.

    -3
  • marsape January 18, 2011

    Santa did tell his helper to get some screws

    -3
  • strutter January 18, 2011

    horny santa, i guess he only cums once a year

    -3
  • xjugxheadx January 18, 2011

    He got nailed.

    -3
  • boredshitless January 18, 2011

    thats what they get for trying to act... its a porno just fuck already!

    -2
  • 2bit January 18, 2011

    What was he doing in the fireplace anyhow? All that pussy around he should be helping St.Nick

    -3
  • sirfartsalot January 18, 2011

    ^^fc420's ass to mouth comment is one of the best we have had in awhile. +1

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi January 18, 2011

    Well, that totally ruined his elfish wood.

    -3
  • h4rdcor3 January 18, 2011

    Santa, an elf and a Ho Ho Ho

    -3
  • ridlaontharoof January 18, 2011

    that other whore moved out of the way in the nick of time

    -2
  • anrconvert January 18, 2011

    Why do they bother with all these decorations? It's a waste of time, just like Porno Awards or whatever they call them.

    -2
  • ghosthunter January 18, 2011

    lol i love bloopers..

    -2
  • slipdry January 18, 2011

    now they're going to start hiring stunt men for porn and raise the prices for the movies :(

    -2
  • doc_ock January 18, 2011

    Knocked that bitch out.

    -2
  • magnavox50 January 18, 2011

    what a douche there's no reason to act all hurt and shit in front of the hot chick. it's a porno she's going to fuck you anyway!

    -3
  • killkenny January 19, 2011

    Guess they need a better firewall.

    -2
  • cellule January 19, 2011

    Screwing and hammering were left for the actors.

    -2
  • dazzza January 19, 2011

    Now Santa's fucked

    -1
 
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