Stop The Car, He's Getting Away!

"Hmmmm...decisions, decisions. Should I suck it up and go to jail, or should I climb out of a moving car on the freeway. Both are shitty options, but I think I'll... JUMP!" What the hell was the cop doing with the window down in the first place?

27 Comments
  • format187 January 27, 2011

    cocaine is a hell of a drug

    +2
  • zahnfee January 27, 2011

    male decision

    -4
  • picklehiesner January 27, 2011

    Look Ma ... no hands

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 January 27, 2011

    cop: i hope you're ready to get your salad tossed... prisoner: fuck that!

    +1
  • czech_it_out January 27, 2011

    that must have been an awesome faceplant..

    +8
  • captjim January 27, 2011

    now THAT took balls... whew, I wouldn't do that at that speed with my hands free!

    +0
  • rockinron January 27, 2011

    did you just ask me if i ever wanted to suck a cops dick?....see ya

    +1
  • sleeko January 27, 2011

    Yeah! Leave it to the CS staff to try and blame this on the cop.

    -2
  • wackinisgood January 27, 2011

    should have went feet first, then ... maybe

    +0
  • burp January 27, 2011

    That stupid move will leave a rash...lol

    +0
  • killkenny January 27, 2011

    That musta been one awful fart.

    +4
  • xjugxheadx January 27, 2011

    I wonder how many times the jumper rolled...

    +0
  • marcodufour January 27, 2011

    Think of the taxes she just saved you guys !

    +0
  • bigtalk January 27, 2011

    white ppl always going for the insanity plea

    -2
  • ryeguy86 January 27, 2011

    FUCK YOU PIGS IM NOT MISSING MY DINNER ARRANGMENTS LOL

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 27, 2011

    Damn, cracker killer, looks like your date got away again...

    +10
  • spaulding January 27, 2011

    More proof that women are crazy.

    +0
  • larbob January 27, 2011

    the cop should of kept going.

    +1
  • dethzombie January 27, 2011

    I wanna see what he looked like after.

    +1
  • okjames January 27, 2011

    so graceful...

    +1
  • simplechaos January 27, 2011

    "Aw wait fuck...damn it not another one"

    +0
  • boredshitless January 27, 2011

    burn from hell wendi +1

    -1
  • gr8ta1 January 27, 2011

    Naw... the cuff's aren't that tight.... but can you splash some water on my eyeball's and teeth? They are really dry since my face got ground off!

    +0
  • xconrad January 28, 2011

    hahahahahabest

    -1
  • xconrad January 28, 2011

    hahahaha best part about it this happened half a mile from my house

    -1
  • qz-sue January 28, 2011

    It's the cop's fault - He passed her exit.

    +0
  • marsape January 28, 2011

    They always do this when offered COCK MEAT Sandwiches

    -1
 
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