Nothing is scarier than a fat, hungry bitch who needs to eat right this second! So now I have to wait 10 minutes because you just threw the Hawaiian pie on the floor? Somebody please kick that chunky whore in the cunt.
Slice it in 12 instead of six, she'll have more to eat.
Bitch looked like the Cookie Monster in a Keebler bakery.
I guess wendi had enough of making us all sammiches
GIMME MY FOOD DAMNIT!!
never get between a fat bitch and her food!!
will that be pick up or delivery?
I love nothing better to do than rape monkeys whilst masturbating, i love mondays.
I was waiting for Chris Farley to jump onto a table and yell "FEED ME! IM HUNGRY!". Damn these shortened SNL clips.
"What the fuck do you mean you discontinued the twinkie, ding dong pizza, with fudge syrup sauce? I want my motherfucking Cool Whip to dip it in too motherucker!!"
WHY CALL SAMMICH CALL SANDWICH, AMERICA COMRADE FAT DUMB LOUD STUPID ALL TIME
never deny albino silverbacks fatty foods
someone give that fat CRACKER some pizza quick!!!
fat bitches, that's why I carry a taser
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that - Mother what?
quick give her in iv of hersheys syrup stat!
Hey now, hard...I may be a freak at home, but I don't ever cause scenes in public establishments...I'm a happy go lucky kinda girl...
some one get that cow a stair master stat