Fear The Steam Roller

Ever wonder what happens when you get your leg run over by a steam roller? Well here is your answer, and it fucking sucks. I don't think they'll be keeping him on the construction crew anymore.

38 Comments
  • killkenny February 1, 2011

    I'll bet that flat-out hurts.

    +6
  • bloodfrozen1 February 1, 2011

    looks like nacho cheese lolz

    +0
  • danalan666 February 1, 2011

    texting while steamrolling

    +3
  • spaulding February 1, 2011

    'Cause that's how they roll

    +2
  • nativenatas February 1, 2011

    his leg took a shit

    +0
  • rockinron February 1, 2011

    well, he wont be strapping a bomb to his ass and walking into any markets anytime soon.

    +0
  • larbob February 1, 2011

    i would'nt let that mess in my car.

    +2
  • h4rdcor3 February 1, 2011

    He should claim compensation... but then again, if its his own fault he wont have a leg to stand on

    -1
  • immortal February 1, 2011

    Well that just flat out sucks! (Flat, oops!)

    -3
  • cellule February 1, 2011

    This would happen everyday if XXXL G-strings were made of steel.

    +0
  • stoli February 1, 2011

    that asshole was speeding

    +1
  • drublix February 1, 2011

    If you cant get out of the way of a slow ass steamroller you deserve to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair

    +0
  • dougiestyle February 1, 2011

    Stoli gets comment of the day!!!! LOL!

    -1
  • zahnfee February 1, 2011

    looks like an bad cyst-explosion. yeeeerk

    +0
  • box-on-rails February 1, 2011

    ?Looks like he got Rick Rolled/

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi February 1, 2011

    And what'll you wanna bet they blame this on the American infidels, too.

    +0
  • muslimburgers February 1, 2011

    eat a advil, throw some neosporin on it, and get back to work ya dumb mexican

    +0
  • muslimburgers February 1, 2011

    lol i think its every piece of catipillar machinery on earth's dream to run over a muslim, we should award that vessel an accommodation

    +0
  • muslimburgers February 1, 2011

    put a turban sticker on it

    +0
  • atmydismay February 1, 2011

    I love how the dude is playfully bouncing his ball still

    +0
  • anrconvert February 1, 2011

    I don't hear any cries of pain from the steamrolled guy. Now that's tough!

    +0
  • sicasso February 1, 2011

    I see the union provided another skilled worker.

    +1
  • pizzapie February 1, 2011

    now he has to hop like a pogo stick for the rest of his life

    +0
  • oblivion344 February 2, 2011

    stupid sand niggers

    +1
  • n306 February 2, 2011

    I was driving my steam roller minding my own business when……

    -1
  • wickedmule February 2, 2011

    Eww, don't they believe in body bags? I wouldn't want that nasty shit in the back of my car either, or maybe it was his own car. And I was surprised to see blood squirting from him, usually your heart has to be still pumping to have that happen. O_o

    +0
  • frailty February 2, 2011

    They see me rollin'

    they hatinnnnn

    +1
  • frailty February 2, 2011

    @Anrconvert. Either he was still in shock or he was losing consciousness due to lack of blood loss. My guess is both.

    +0
  • qz-sue February 2, 2011

    Someone lick that mess up!

    +0
  • askyoursister February 2, 2011

    how fast was that fucker going? shoulda finished paving first

    +0
  • damgreedyjew February 3, 2011

    i love pancakes

    +0
  • d90girl February 5, 2011

    OSHA....it's a good thing !!!

    +0
  • wisconsinjed February 6, 2011

    Hey Wicked Mule, I think he is still alive. In fact I think he was the person that said "shut the door". Didn't u see him move his legs?

    +0
  • wickedmule February 6, 2011

    You may be right wisconsinjed, but I thought that maybe the movement was from someone else on the other side of the car pulling him through. He'd be lucky to live, with the blood loss and shock. And dammit, they didn't buckle him in!;(

    +0
  • wickedmule February 6, 2011

    Actually, it kind of looks like a woman with a dress on, can't say for sure with all of the mess.

    +0
  • mstrangemore February 15, 2011

    **Translation of what they are saying** Ok, so are we going to go to your place for dinner or mine??

    +0
  • mstrangemore February 15, 2011

    **Translation of what they are saying**

    Ok, so now whos place do we eat at, your place or mine? I'm hungry

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    How...HOW do you get flattened by something as slow as a fucking steamroller ???

    +0
 
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