The Indestructable Russian

Every morning, Ivan wakes up and rolls out of his bed of rusty nails, eats a bowl of broken glass, and chases it with a bottle of vodka. If you think falling from 5 stories up is going to phase him, you'd better think again.

36 Comments
  • lubedanus February 6, 2011

    Dumb ass russians cant even kill themselves either

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  • invisus February 6, 2011

    And just what did hitler think was going to happen trying march into Russia in the wintertime and fuck with those people on their home turf?

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  • spaulding February 6, 2011

    If Russia didnn't have people constantly doing fucked up shit, they'd have nothing to live for.

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  • zahnfee February 6, 2011

    Imba russian´s

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  • killkenny February 6, 2011

    Wait'll he gets back home. His wife is gonna kick his ass for breaking her TV antenna. No more The Young an the Bolshevik for her.

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  • pizzapie February 6, 2011

    I agree, elevators are too fuckin slow

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  • h4rdcor3 February 6, 2011

    not a bad effort considering he had no shoes on

    -1
  • two-hats February 6, 2011

    Let me go I need to fix the antenna the super bowl is starting soon!

    +5
  • 2indastink February 6, 2011

    someone call the fashion police and have arrested for being a cunt.

    -3
  • effinurmom February 6, 2011

    One lucky dude, he landed awfully close to those short poles sticking out of the ground!!!

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  • chainzshit February 6, 2011

    drinking too much vodka = immortality

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  • nosmoking February 6, 2011

    someone get the man a beer

    +3
  • willylickaball February 6, 2011

    Damn that's one peristent peeping Tom

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  • mrbigglesworth February 6, 2011

    He came around really quick after the guy went for his junk.

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  • ohwickedwendi February 6, 2011

    The shit Vlad has to do when the old lady locks him out.

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  • wisconsinjed February 6, 2011

    True that spaulding! They are certainly different aren't they. People don't realize it but we owe the russian people a debt of gratitude(Don't take it wrong 2indastink, u guys were pretty awesome also), the people, not the leadership, for their sacrifices in WWII!! If I am not mistaken app. 50 million people died during the war and 35 million or so were Russian. At times I wonder what would have happened if they didn't dig in and take all the Nazi's could give them. Stalingrad, the starvation of Leningrad, on and on.....Not to meantion the destruction of Napoleon's army in much the same way. The Russian people are, in my opinion very heroic, doing to Hitler and Napoleon what they did all while dealing with a madman like Stalin! Ever heard of the "Road of Bones"? Check it out. Sorry for the serious tone but thank a veteran of WWII if you get a chance. Well, any veteran deserves our thanks but all of the WWII veterans will be gone very shortly! I often wonder how our generation would fare if we were asked to do what they had to do. I really got off topic didn't I? Go ahead, let me have! But before that I want to say a BIG TIME thank you to all the vets that fought and died so we could have things like Crazyshit. THANKS!!

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  • boredshitless February 7, 2011

    (Alcohol)helping white people dance since B.C.!

    +1
  • rockinron February 7, 2011

    a little to the left...ok a little to the right....ok thats cool right there.. i can see benny hill fine now....hey wtf i just lost the damn picture again....wtf are you doing out there?

    -1
  • bite-me71 February 7, 2011

    Give some one enuff booze and and they all think there superman.

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  • rodeye2 February 7, 2011

    The stairs are out of order.

    +2
  • rareranking February 7, 2011

    I love how their checking his Pulse and the fugger is still moving

    -2
  • fiercepierce February 7, 2011

    @wisconsicjed I gave you a -1 because you are way too long winded, now STFU

    +1
  • marsape February 7, 2011

    @winconsinjed, go fuck yourself with the remember the war and veteran shit, there's no such thing as a right side in war and the veterans are loser's who sit on pensions at the bar and tell everyone how they deserve a free living for the rest of their fucking lives, you are just another WAR MONGER, people like you are the reason our space exploration has come to an almost standstill and there is more war around the world than there has ever been.

    But the Russian's did put the first man in space, and we do owe them that as a nation, but that's about it for fuck sake.

    -6
  • lordsho February 7, 2011

    They don't make white boys like this anymore...

    They usually break after a fall like that.

    -2
  • yourtacosmells February 7, 2011

    lmao

    +0
  • kishoph February 7, 2011

    Some people will go to any lengths to get free cable.

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  • mccracken February 7, 2011

    @marsape, go fuck yourself with the remember the space exploration shit, there’s no such thing as a right side in space and the astronauts and cosmonauts are loser’s who sit on pensions at the bar and tell everyone how they deserve a free living for the rest of their fucking lives, you are just another SPACE MONGER, people like you are the reason our sea and ocean exploration has come to an almost standstill and there is more space in the universe than there has ever been. But Spain

    did put the first man in the water, and we do owe them that as a nation, but that’s about it for fuck sakes!

    +3
  • wackinisgood February 7, 2011

    truly crazy shit right there

    & wisconsinjend your correct, all the world nations need to remember how we fought the fucked up nazies "together"(never really thought about how much russia did"

    marsape, go eat grass you fuckin sheep

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  • wackinisgood February 7, 2011

    off to the loony bin for you comrad

    +0
  • xjugxheadx February 7, 2011

    What!, No bounce? Fuck this.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed February 7, 2011

    McCracken, now that was some funny ass-shit! Lol, I was going to lay into the Marsape after reading all the other post but I see that it is not necessary. You did an awesome job and my follow up would be flat as hell after your post.

    Fiercepierce, yea man I have been known to ramble a bit at times. In the past just about everyone of my posts were long as hell but everyone here put me on the proper path, keep it simple stupid and don't get too serious or thoughtful. This isn't really the place to stump your political or religous views but sometimes it just happens. Thanks for setting me str8 again!

    Wackinisgood, besides telling you "yes, wacking is good, very good", it really was a joint effort to defeat Hitler. If you like history check out the battle of Stalingrad. It is a incredible story. Hitler was a fool to attack Russia. Even if he had defeated Britain before the attack I think he still would have had his ass handed to him. Peace all!

    Oh, p.s. Mars, many people here have disagreed with what I have said at times and many of them have been quite the asshole will doing it BUT I have never seen a person try to argue my point with such stupidity. You are one narrow minded little twit!

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  • wisconsinjed February 7, 2011

    I forgot to expand on the "Road of Bones" in Russia. Ewan McGregor recently made a documentary called "The Long Way Around". It was about him and a buddy taking a motorcycle trip around the world. The travels went through Siberia and the road that they were on was called the Road of Bones. It is was meant to be literal. Stalin had the road made by political prisoners which Stalin had arrested by the millions. So many people died while making this road that they started mixing their bones and the cement together. Crazy but true!

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  • jdgoma February 7, 2011

    He's fine the ground broke his fall. However his wife later did turn his balls into borsh.

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  • wisconsinjed February 7, 2011

    Hey rockinron! One of my best friends was a huge Benny Hill fan back in the day (early 70's) but I could never really get into that type of British humor. Benny Hill and Montey Python rarely had me in stitches but I do know that it did enrich many, many lives! My friend and I did agree on the hilarity of David Letterman. Depending on your age you may rememeber his early days. Back when he had a lot of curly hair and made you a little nervous wondering if we was going to piss off his guests! Remember the Jerry Lawler, Andy Kaufman shit? I was actually at the Mid-South Coliseum when Lawler did the pile-driver on Kaufman.

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  • n306 February 8, 2011

    The Nazis still conquered Russia but not in the war.

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  • wackinisgood February 8, 2011

    ya nazi's burnt out on crank is who you fought in russia bud... think the speed killed em?

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