Every morning, Ivan wakes up and rolls out of his bed of rusty nails, eats a bowl of broken glass, and chases it with a bottle of vodka. If you think falling from 5 stories up is going to phase him, you'd better think again.
Dumb ass russians cant even kill themselves either
And just what did hitler think was going to happen trying march into Russia in the wintertime and fuck with those people on their home turf?
If Russia didnn't have people constantly doing fucked up shit, they'd have nothing to live for.
Wait'll he gets back home. His wife is gonna kick his ass for breaking her TV antenna. No more The Young an the Bolshevik for her.
I agree, elevators are too fuckin slow
not a bad effort considering he had no shoes on
Let me go I need to fix the antenna the super bowl is starting soon!
someone call the fashion police and have arrested for being a cunt.
One lucky dude, he landed awfully close to those short poles sticking out of the ground!!!
drinking too much vodka = immortality
someone get the man a beer
Damn that's one peristent peeping Tom
He came around really quick after the guy went for his junk.
The shit Vlad has to do when the old lady locks him out.
True that spaulding! They are certainly different aren't they. People don't realize it but we owe the russian people a debt of gratitude(Don't take it wrong 2indastink, u guys were pretty awesome also), the people, not the leadership, for their sacrifices in WWII!! If I am not mistaken app. 50 million people died during the war and 35 million or so were Russian. At times I wonder what would have happened if they didn't dig in and take all the Nazi's could give them. Stalingrad, the starvation of Leningrad, on and on.....Not to meantion the destruction of Napoleon's army in much the same way. The Russian people are, in my opinion very heroic, doing to Hitler and Napoleon what they did all while dealing with a madman like Stalin! Ever heard of the "Road of Bones"? Check it out. Sorry for the serious tone but thank a veteran of WWII if you get a chance. Well, any veteran deserves our thanks but all of the WWII veterans will be gone very shortly! I often wonder how our generation would fare if we were asked to do what they had to do. I really got off topic didn't I? Go ahead, let me have! But before that I want to say a BIG TIME thank you to all the vets that fought and died so we could have things like Crazyshit. THANKS!!
(Alcohol)helping white people dance since B.C.!
a little to the left...ok a little to the right....ok thats cool right there.. i can see benny hill fine now....hey wtf i just lost the damn picture again....wtf are you doing out there?
Give some one enuff booze and and they all think there superman.
The stairs are out of order.
I love how their checking his Pulse and the fugger is still moving
@wisconsicjed I gave you a -1 because you are way too long winded, now STFU
@winconsinjed, go fuck yourself with the remember the war and veteran shit, there's no such thing as a right side in war and the veterans are loser's who sit on pensions at the bar and tell everyone how they deserve a free living for the rest of their fucking lives, you are just another WAR MONGER, people like you are the reason our space exploration has come to an almost standstill and there is more war around the world than there has ever been.
But the Russian's did put the first man in space, and we do owe them that as a nation, but that's about it for fuck sake.
They don't make white boys like this anymore...
They usually break after a fall like that.
Some people will go to any lengths to get free cable.
@marsape, go fuck yourself with the remember the space exploration shit, there’s no such thing as a right side in space and the astronauts and cosmonauts are loser’s who sit on pensions at the bar and tell everyone how they deserve a free living for the rest of their fucking lives, you are just another SPACE MONGER, people like you are the reason our sea and ocean exploration has come to an almost standstill and there is more space in the universe than there has ever been. But Spain
did put the first man in the water, and we do owe them that as a nation, but that’s about it for fuck sakes!
truly crazy shit right there
& wisconsinjend your correct, all the world nations need to remember how we fought the fucked up nazies "together"(never really thought about how much russia did"
marsape, go eat grass you fuckin sheep
off to the loony bin for you comrad
What!, No bounce? Fuck this.
McCracken, now that was some funny ass-shit! Lol, I was going to lay into the Marsape after reading all the other post but I see that it is not necessary. You did an awesome job and my follow up would be flat as hell after your post.
Fiercepierce, yea man I have been known to ramble a bit at times. In the past just about everyone of my posts were long as hell but everyone here put me on the proper path, keep it simple stupid and don't get too serious or thoughtful. This isn't really the place to stump your political or religous views but sometimes it just happens. Thanks for setting me str8 again!
Wackinisgood, besides telling you "yes, wacking is good, very good", it really was a joint effort to defeat Hitler. If you like history check out the battle of Stalingrad. It is a incredible story. Hitler was a fool to attack Russia. Even if he had defeated Britain before the attack I think he still would have had his ass handed to him. Peace all!
Oh, p.s. Mars, many people here have disagreed with what I have said at times and many of them have been quite the asshole will doing it BUT I have never seen a person try to argue my point with such stupidity. You are one narrow minded little twit!
I forgot to expand on the "Road of Bones" in Russia. Ewan McGregor recently made a documentary called "The Long Way Around". It was about him and a buddy taking a motorcycle trip around the world. The travels went through Siberia and the road that they were on was called the Road of Bones. It is was meant to be literal. Stalin had the road made by political prisoners which Stalin had arrested by the millions. So many people died while making this road that they started mixing their bones and the cement together. Crazy but true!
He's fine the ground broke his fall. However his wife later did turn his balls into borsh.
Hey rockinron! One of my best friends was a huge Benny Hill fan back in the day (early 70's) but I could never really get into that type of British humor. Benny Hill and Montey Python rarely had me in stitches but I do know that it did enrich many, many lives! My friend and I did agree on the hilarity of David Letterman. Depending on your age you may rememeber his early days. Back when he had a lot of curly hair and made you a little nervous wondering if we was going to piss off his guests! Remember the Jerry Lawler, Andy Kaufman shit? I was actually at the Mid-South Coliseum when Lawler did the pile-driver on Kaufman.
The Nazis still conquered Russia but not in the war.
ya nazi's burnt out on crank is who you fought in russia bud... think the speed killed em?