Don't Worry, It's Just A Train

You're not Superman and you sure as fuck aren't faster than a speeding locomotive. So how about actually looking next time you run across a train track. Oh wait, I guess there won't be a next time, because you're fucking dead. That means there's one less dumbass walking the streets with his head up his ass now. Unfortunately there's still a few billion left.

28 Comments
  • thewinkler February 14, 2011

    How on earth do you not hear a train comming! Too bad nobody got any photos of the after party

    +0
  • spaulding February 14, 2011

    I hope he was an Obama supporter.

    +5
  • imadopted February 14, 2011

    Spaulding for the comment of the day

    -4
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    he almost made it.

    +0
  • boobles February 14, 2011

    Toot Toooooot!

    -1
  • golum February 14, 2011

    It's common knowledge .... God kills the stupid ones first

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  • marsape February 14, 2011

    FAKE, anyone can see he was trained

    -6
  • two-hats February 14, 2011

    He had no motive he was just loco.

    +1
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    hes steamed because he got trained up his caboose.

    +0
  • tex101 February 14, 2011

    Be very very quiet, i'm huntng people, yes i bagged one, i think i will mount his ass up on the wall, he's a big one...

    -5
  • larbob February 14, 2011

    the guy at the end is trying to explain what happened. how do you explain stupidity?

    +2
  • judasz February 14, 2011

    Can you hear me.......... OH FUCK! OH GOD! OH GOD!

    +0
  • willylickaball February 14, 2011

    Now he is well trained

    +0
  • atmydismay February 14, 2011

    That trains never late!!!

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  • h4rdcor3 February 14, 2011

    If he didn't have that extra muffin for breakfast he probably would of made it

    -1
  • futtbucker2010 February 14, 2011

    Train wrecking is a capital offence punishable by death in california... too bad the train wrecked him

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi February 14, 2011

    Well...that's one way to lose weight.

    +0
  • boredshitless February 14, 2011

    splat.. instant minced meat

    +0
  • catseye007 February 14, 2011

    I don't see any dead body there

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 14, 2011

    Light rail aint so light is it dumb ass..

    +0
  • bite-me71 February 15, 2011

    Blam! fatty in corner pocket. Was Darwin on that train?

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth February 15, 2011

    Trains are hard, m'kay?

    +0
  • killtacular February 15, 2011

    Locomotive-1

    Fat corporate kiss-ass-0

    +0
  • mrpoop February 15, 2011

    faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a.....never mind

    +0
  • gr8ta1 February 15, 2011

    Guess he thought he had the "WHITE" of way!

    -3
  • rockinron February 15, 2011

    there is no loading and unloading in the white zone.violaters will be minced up.

    +0
  • jimbeam February 15, 2011

    Why are there no pics of his body? bad footage :(

    +0
  • okjames February 18, 2011

    fat people

    +0
 
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