Marriage Proposal At The Mall

Maybe it's because I don't really believe in marriage, or maybe it's just because I'm a dick, but I love it when a guy has some big elaborate proposal in a public setting, and gets shot down. Whether it's center court at an NBA game, or in front of the Cinnabon at the mall, seeing all his hopes and dreams crushed in that few short seconds makes me laugh hysterically every time. Happy Valentine's day, sucker!

48 Comments
  • spaulding February 14, 2011

    Here is the Happiest Fairytale Ever:

    Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The Princess said "NO!!" And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End.

    +51
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    1st

    -36
  • tex101 February 14, 2011

    well that didn't work out like i planned it, hey can i get a cinnabon and a diet coke, next stop the gun shop

    +5
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    why marry the cow when your already getting the milk for free?

    -16
  • larbob February 14, 2011

    she just did you the biggest favor of your life.

    +20
  • 2indastink February 14, 2011

    legalize incest in Texas.

    +7
  • natecox February 14, 2011

    Look on the bright side man. Kay jewelers is just an escalader ride away to return the ring you bought 5 mins ago.

    +11
  • siko666 February 14, 2011

    Fuck Caroline !

    +13
  • qz-sue February 14, 2011

    I wouldn't have married him either - He couldn't sing for shit.

    -7
  • cbt23 February 14, 2011

    Let that be a lesson to all you dumbasses thinking of proposing to to an ugly fat cow in public

    +9
  • xjugxheadx February 14, 2011

    Maybe if he wouldn't have been such a fag about the proposal.

    +5
  • lukatick February 14, 2011

    ha ha ha you srupid twat, now that shit cunt going to marry you. fuck your brother, take your house, car, and kids. if your dumb enough to have any with that ho. then we will see you on here in a pic or film as a meth addict ha ha.

    -2
  • two-hats February 14, 2011

    Believe me your face would have been worse at the divorce.

    +0
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    drop the zero and get with the hero baby.

    -18
  • thewinkler February 14, 2011

    HA HA HA HA Good for her! In the mall?....really?

    +5
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    i guess caroline wasnt feeling so sweet that day.

    -17
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    brutally malled.

    -15
  • willylickaball February 14, 2011

    That's whay I only date paraplegics, they never run out on you.

    +6
  • cellule February 14, 2011

    I'd do it in a pet store.

    -2
  • sleeko February 14, 2011

    Dumb bitch! Of coarse she can't marry him. He's obviously gay.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 February 14, 2011

    Well that was a waste of $5

    +1
  • erisnoelle February 14, 2011

    Well, I'd be nice and...fuck that, I'd rather marry the bearded guy who walked by.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 14, 2011

    He would have had it, but the song just totally killed the mood for her.

    -3
  • askyoursister February 14, 2011

    look on the bright side, dude, now you have more time to spend with your smooth guitar playing buddy... homo. by the way, what's that fat bitch's number??

    +2
  • crackerkiller February 14, 2011

    now pick your facr off the floor CRACKER and take that long walk of shame...

    -4
  • iluvkitty February 14, 2011

    @ Adam, you say u r a dick...well, you are what you eat!!!!

    +0
  • crackerkiller February 14, 2011

    face

    -3
  • crikeyitsmikey February 14, 2011

    PWNT

    -4
  • immanuelkunt February 14, 2011

    She preferred the darkies a the car wash.

    -3
  • crackerkiller February 14, 2011

    ^at you dumb CRACKER^

    -3
  • boredshitless February 14, 2011

    damn dude smile! you could have wound up like me... women change over time, mine said yes and 14 years later she's 200 lbs heavier, but i gotta keep her she does clean and cook and do the dishes... so today i gave her a bag of rocks just to keep her guessing

    +3
  • myballsyorchin February 14, 2011

    truer words have never been spoken Spaulding!

    +2
  • dave7777777 February 14, 2011

    poor bastard. now hes gonna die alone.

    -4
  • ghosthunter February 14, 2011

    it was at the mall what do you expect.. How fucking romantic is that.

    +2
  • tellursisthanx February 14, 2011

    right when she walked away, he shoulda shouted "well fuck you then bitch"

    +5
  • skydiver29 February 15, 2011

    Maybe through in a slice of sbarro pizza next time to sweeten the pot.

    +1
  • showmeurtits February 15, 2011

    Shouldn't have let her known that the ring was from WalMart.

    +0
  • mccracken February 15, 2011

    remember that scene from Officer and a Gentleman where the wingman gets turned down after proposing....then goes to his shower, swallows the ring and hands himself from the shower?

    I think this will fucking be worse.

    Poor bastard...no worries, do yourself a favor and rent love, you will save alot in the end!

    +0
  • injun February 15, 2011

    "I can't marry you my new boyfriend is out in the car"! "I'll be right out Spaulding"

    +0
  • mrdevil February 15, 2011

    WARNING, Always check out the girls Mother before you propose, that will give you an idea if she's going to turn into a FAT MESS or a MILF

    -1
  • mrdevil February 15, 2011

    Some cunts on this site are queer, they make fun of dead people and then type shit about fag movies like an officer and a gentleman, WTF is wrong with their brains

    +0
  • mrpoop February 15, 2011

    best day ever

    +0
  • rockinron February 15, 2011

    fucker just won the lottery and dont even know it!!!

    -1
  • lilmannyfresh February 15, 2011

    HE ENDED BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HER IN THE PARKING LOT

    +0
  • xxranger February 16, 2011

    spaulding said it best

    +0
  • tardmonkey February 16, 2011

    Now Sweet Caroline is playing in my head. Thanks bastard.

    +0
  • slippy February 18, 2011

    Bada duesch!

    +0
  • n306 February 19, 2011

    She probably fucking the guitarist on the side

    +0
 
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