Tiny Dick Fucking a Mellon Seriously

jay
41,961 Views 6 years ago

It's one thing to fuck a melon. It truly is. Then there is fucking the fucking a melon with what looks to be the tiniest dick in the history of dicks. I am scared now. My world has been shaken and I don't think I can go back to my regular life of crazyshit. It's too much now, I can't unsee some guy with a tiny dick fucking a melon.

52 Comments
  • chazdspaz February 19, 2011

    i feel truly blessed

    +14 -2
  • jm75 February 19, 2011

    jejeje I suppose this video was filmed with microscopy.

    +1 -4
  • killkenny February 19, 2011

    Showed this to the wife & told her to be thankful.... she's making a sammich now.

    +40 -3
  • jm75 February 19, 2011

    That isn't penis, hollyshit is a worm

    +5 -2
  • andyhu February 19, 2011

    if i had a cock that small i would just become a woman. god obviously didnt want him to be a man thats for sure lol

    +4 -1
  • slippy February 19, 2011

    would have to kill myself

    +6 -1
  • psycoton February 19, 2011

    My wife`s clitoris is bigger than his dick haha

    He must have a problem buying condoms.

    +5 -1
  • bigtalk February 19, 2011

    only white guys of course i mean the fruit and his tiny dick

    +0 -9
  • kabri2 February 19, 2011

    What other choice does he have? It's not like he could ever show that to a woman.

    +9 -0
  • xjugxheadx February 19, 2011

    Showed this to my cousins wife, she's making me a sammich now.

    +2 -11
  • boppalilbit February 19, 2011

    Super Hero Clitdick

    +0 -4
  • boppalilbit February 19, 2011

    Poor guy thinks every chick is really loose!

    +5 -0
  • judasz February 19, 2011

    Mellon Balling.

    +6 -0
  • judasz February 19, 2011

    I'm pretty sure that's a Hermaphrodite. Those were her lips hanging behind her clit.

    +2 -1
  • bananno February 19, 2011

    now i see why the arabs are so pissed off all the time.

    +11 -1
  • u-235 February 19, 2011

    Ever seen the B movie Ice Pirates? Well, that's the space herpie trying to get back in.

    +2 -2
  • lolumad February 19, 2011

    I feel sorry for people like this.. :l! it's a sad site x.x!

    +3 -3
  • buttdarts February 19, 2011

    That cannot be real. On the other hand.... I feel better. :)

    +6 -0
  • pinkdildo February 19, 2011

    melons need love too

    +4 -0
  • pizzapie February 19, 2011

    Where's the money shot?

    +3 -1
  • two-hats February 19, 2011

    would have been more to scale if he took the plastic off a golf ball and fucked that!

    +2 -2
  • tapeworm February 19, 2011

    I'll never eat melon again.

    +2 -1
  • slyworm February 19, 2011

    Just a reminder.. Don't eat the melons at the chinese buffet!

    +4 -0
  • captjim February 19, 2011

    I guess when your dick's that small, melon pussy is all you get.

    +2 -2
  • zahnfee February 19, 2011

    Dhe biggest cock i ever seen in my whole life.. wow

    +0 -6
  • aloha February 19, 2011

    i'd rather kill my self f my dick is this small

    +2 -2
  • tha_ringmaster February 19, 2011

    my dick's gotta be 10X AS BIG AS HIS!!! ...which still isn't saying much but at least my wife ain't a cantaloupe, and i can maker her cum

    +5 -1
  • seabreeze February 19, 2011

    That was a woman who had a sex change to become a man. That is what a clit turned dick looks like. Very odd indeed.

    +5 -1
  • boobles February 19, 2011

    ^^^ ABout to say the same thing, Seabreeze....that's a woman who's taken testosterone. You could tell by the hands...too feminine....

    +2 -1
  • d90girl February 19, 2011

    awww, how adorable :-)

    +2 -0
  • rockinron February 19, 2011

    speechless!!!

    +0 -0
  • outtowinpahc February 19, 2011

    And I thought I was tiny

    +1 -0
  • sactownryder February 19, 2011

    Adam!!! Put that shit away, it's inappropriate!

    +1 -1
  • ohwickedwendi February 19, 2011

    He tells the women it's travel sized....

    +1 -0
  • rimjobber February 19, 2011

    If it wasn't bad enough, he can't even get hard!

    +0 -0
  • immanuelkunt February 19, 2011

    "my dick’s gotta be 10X AS BIG AS HIS!!! ...which still isn’t saying much but at least my wife ain’t a cantaloupe, and i can maker her cum " Big deal, you fucking puke: we all make her cum.

    +1 -0
  • mrbigglesworth February 19, 2011

    Holy crap dude! That's gotta qualify you for SSI, right?

    +1 -0
  • mcgaugh57 February 19, 2011

    big clit, not dick

    +1 -0
  • orchid February 19, 2011

    Is that Lady Gaga?

    +1 -0
  • siko666 February 20, 2011

    Thats ont of those transtesticles. Female to Male...cant you here that female bingo voice?

    +0 -0
  • myballsyorchin February 20, 2011

    did you see the look of annoyance on the melons face..

    +3 -0
  • elekaeme February 20, 2011

    Oh, thanks god.

    +1 -0
  • jonasje February 20, 2011

    why didnt he take an orange r something, he'd never fill up that melon !

    +0 -0
  • hanjob February 20, 2011

    @tha_ringmaster. x10 bigger huh? so your dicks 10cm?

    +1 -0
  • crazyshitr February 20, 2011

    I am damaged forever. Using one of our women for a voiceover. Fuckin'ragheads.

    +2 -0
  • crazypoopz February 20, 2011

    didnt know that jackie chan did porn. tiny dick hide in melon

    +0 -0
  • d90girl February 21, 2011

    Shit, his balls must be even smaller cuz I DON'T SEE ANYYYYY ~~~~????

    +0 -0
  • n306 February 22, 2011

    Now all he needs is his vegetables... A cucumber up his ass

    +0 -0
  • buddha420 February 22, 2011

    Dude... When you said tiny you fucking ment it! My god!!!

    +0 -0
  • thejaybabe February 22, 2011

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAH.............*takes breath* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

    +1 -0
  • crysee February 24, 2011

    lmfao. He is uncircumcised and it looks like a dog's penis. eww.

    +0 -0
  • zrotpar May 4, 2011

    That's a clit. Seriously, that MUST be a clit.

    +0 -0
 
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