Car Doesn't Stop For Cyclists

I wonder what the fuck this guy's problem is. Maybe his family was trampled by a pack of wild cyclists when he was just a little boy. Now he travels the world, running over them and crushing their bicycles. With every confirmed kill, a little of his sadness leaves, but there is a dark empty hole in him that will never be filled. Thanks to those God damn fucking cyclists.

35 Comments
  • tex101 February 28, 2011

    Damn it, make me late for work will you, i got to hurry up and get to Starbucks first

    +0
  • boobles February 28, 2011

    Gedout the way, gettout the way, getout the fucking way....

    +1
  • atmydismay February 28, 2011

    Ya know if unicycles were more popular there would have been alot less damage!

    +0
  • 2bit February 28, 2011

    To much Grand Theft Auto.

    -2
  • two-hats February 28, 2011

    Should've swerved left and right and took more of the fuckers out.

    +3
  • tex101 February 28, 2011

    @ two-hats, no cause then he would have lost alot of momentum to make them fly over the car

    -2
  • two-hats February 28, 2011

    Yeah but if he kept it in low gear....

    +0
  • xjugxheadx February 28, 2011

    Not even a thump on the ol' horn? Damn man you're an asshole.

    -2
  • iluvkitty February 28, 2011

    Damn, he hit 1,000 points with this COMBO

    +0
  • bulldognuts February 28, 2011

    Please, who hasn't had the urge to run down a bunch of cyclist riding in the middle of the street.

    +8
  • thewinkler February 28, 2011

    How's that for critical mass! Bitches!

    +0
  • larbob February 28, 2011

    maybe he was in a hurry.

    +0
  • bigtalk February 28, 2011

    best damn car commercial i ever seen what was that the new juke

    -2
  • rockinron February 28, 2011

    was that a 2 cycle engine or a 8 bicycle engine!!

    -2
  • munkeh February 28, 2011

    taking bowling to a whole other level...

    +0
  • ouch February 28, 2011

    it was only a matter of time

    +0
  • killtacular February 28, 2011

    It's not smart to run over cyclists. Pedestrians, sure, they have no chance in hell of catching you if they survive. Cyclists? Some of them fuckers ride 60+mph in races. Let's hope some of them caught up to and shoved 30 sets of handlebars up that drivers ass!

    +0
  • joplinwonder February 28, 2011

    They should've worn helmets.

    +0
  • sicasso February 28, 2011

    He was answering a text while talking on the phone looking down for the joint he just dropped in his lap.

    +3
  • pinkdildo February 28, 2011

    5 points per cyclist.

    -2
  • gabryl February 28, 2011

    thats sick and if u can crack a joke ur fucked up

    -8
  • rockinron February 28, 2011

    ^^^^^^blowme and all the other members^^^^^^^^^^^^

    +6
  • jboy619 February 28, 2011

    this is what happens when mormons travel in packs

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 28, 2011

    Brakes made by Toyota. And btw, jboy--Mormons don't all ride bikes...we like to carpool, too.

    +0
  • marsape February 28, 2011

    ^you've got to be fucking kidding, as I was reading your comment I received a phone call from Mackay Auto Corner (Toyota) to see if I was happy with my vehicle servicing yesterday...ahahahh

    -1
  • carinya February 28, 2011

    he could have saved this treatment for the good of the world, like during a line dancing conference. I have dreamed of clogging up the radiator of a Mack with those degenerate bastards

    +1
  • cbt23 February 28, 2011

    Too bad it wasnt a fucking gay cycling parade

    +2
  • mcgaugh57 February 28, 2011

    he has the right of way

    +0
  • effinurmom March 1, 2011

    See what happens when you try to stay in shape???

    +0
  • scooterrat March 1, 2011

    RAMMING SPEED!!!!!

    +0
  • xxranger March 1, 2011

    i told them to fuckin move i needed to get some smokes

    +0
  • slippy March 1, 2011

    at least i'm not the only one who thinks those cyclist take up the whole dam road! fucking spandex homos.

    +0
  • dave7777777 March 5, 2011

    no regaurd for human life. what a disgrace to humanity.

    +0
  • honkie365 March 6, 2011

    Holy shit..event he women have full beards.

    +0
  • cynuckm February 11, 2014

    I love it when you fucking human get killed

    +0
 
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