Not So Helpful Citizens Watch A Seizure

"Hey, what's up with this guy?" "It looks like he's having a seizure." "Should we do something?" "I'm not touching him." "Yeah, me neither. Maybe you should call 911." "I only have like 200 minutes left on my plan. I'm sure he'll be fine." "Yeah, you're probably right. Somebody else will help him." "Yeah, it's not our problem. Besides, we have to meet Dave for coffee."

33 Comments
  • two-hats March 2, 2011

    This is what happens when you think you have Stevie Wonder on your Ipod the you realise it's Justin fuckin Bieber.

    +6
  • xxranger March 2, 2011

    first

    -15
  • two-hats March 2, 2011

    ^Was you in the Firing Squad video because he was premature too?

    -1
  • rockinron March 2, 2011

    ^^^^^1st at being a douche bag^^^^^^^^^^^^

    +1
  • iluvkitty March 2, 2011

    This is Adam's reaction when they close the doors for LeBare's..

    -2
  • rockinron March 2, 2011

    this is why you allways cary less then 10 bucks in yer pocket, assholes like that waited till the camera was off and cleaned him out!!

    -2
  • pirametsin March 2, 2011

    new age, not so helpfull

    +0
  • thewinkler March 2, 2011

    He just needs a drink, give that man a shot!

    +0
  • bigtalk March 2, 2011

    if your going to have a seizure stay home

    -3
  • judasz March 2, 2011

    What do you get for people that have seizures and Parkinson's? Those flashlight that you have to shake to get them to work. Makes them feel useful. "Here Hold this. I'll need to use it in ten minutes"

    +0
  • asstro March 2, 2011

    Fucking pricks !!!

    +1
  • cbt23 March 2, 2011

    What else can you do but laugh, I've seen that shit before and its fuckin funy

    -1
  • jdgoma March 2, 2011

    God please tell me thats not in the United States. This I don't give a fuck about anyone but myself mentality is getting old quick.

    +1
  • mreynolds085 March 2, 2011

    when my brother has a seizure i strip him down and drag him into the front yard

    +0
  • slippy March 2, 2011

    Seizure? hell I thought was called the electric chicken.

    +1
  • judasz March 2, 2011

    His Best Orgasm Ever!

    +0
  • drtyrell March 2, 2011

    And what exactly are you suppose to do? Put a wallet in his mouth so he doesn't swallow his tongue?

    +1
  • munkeh March 2, 2011

    dryhump ftw!

    +0
  • qz-sue March 2, 2011

    They didn't want the seizure, they ordered the Tourette's syndrome.

    +1
  • t0mmy March 2, 2011

    you assholes wouldnt have helped him either

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 2, 2011

    It's NOT A SEIZURE !!! ... It's an earthquake ... he's just the only one that feels it

    +4
  • d90girl March 2, 2011

    That is so Fucked up on so many levels...UNBELIEVABLE !!! They could at least gotten his wallet !!!

    +1
  • killtacular March 2, 2011

    What the fuck, meng?! Is this really how we treat each other in the wide world?

    A guy can jump onto a subway track to save a man's life, risking his own in the process, but these 3 fucks can't even make sure this guy is okay?!

    Fucking scaredy buncha little bitches. I hope their Hell consists of being tied down while seizuring demons try to shave their faces with straight razors.

    +1
  • rareranking March 2, 2011

    Where the heck is the off switch dude, I dont know hey mam you know how to turn him off, Heck if i know

    +4
  • boofano March 3, 2011

    jumping in front of a train to save some dick makes you a hero and maybe gets you on tv...bite me dough boy...

    +0
  • boofano March 3, 2011

    d90girl chew my piles...

    -1
  • sirpoonius March 3, 2011

    I bet he makes a great Martini.

    +0
  • tadd34 March 3, 2011

    It's not a seizure, he's getting Jiggy with it.

    +2
  • azzholee March 3, 2011

    we are living in a fucked up world!

    +0
  • gimmy77 March 4, 2011

    yes!!

    +0
  • gimmy77 March 4, 2011

    why the f... the store is not open?!?!

    +0
  • spinal-tap March 5, 2011

    Jacking off to much causes that.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2011

    Quick--check for a pulse and do CPR.

    +0
 
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