Firing Squad Fail

Fucking shit! This guy was about a cm away from having his brains leaking out his skull. I've got to give it up to him for keeping his cool after his near death experience. I can't say for sure that I wouldn't have turned around and kicked that mother fucker in the balls.

26 Comments
  • judasz March 2, 2011

    I bet he SHIT his Pants.

    +8
  • two-hats March 2, 2011

    That is one lucky bastard!

    +7
  • judasz March 2, 2011

    One reason to Never let Premature Ejaculators in the Military.

    +9
  • rockinron March 2, 2011

    someone got there ass beat royally later back at the baricks

    +1
  • xxranger March 2, 2011

    did jay join the army

    +0
  • iluvkitty March 2, 2011

    Kick him???? SHit, I would have shot his motherfucking ass.

    +0
  • two-hats March 2, 2011

    Dibs on the hat.

    +0
  • jdgoma March 2, 2011

    At least it was his best friend Larry that tried to shoot him. Would hate for it to be a stranger.

    +0
  • killtacular March 2, 2011

    Dick Cheney isn't standing behind him is he?

    +2
  • munkeh March 2, 2011

    trigger happy.. to bad he missed....

    +0
  • bigredneck March 2, 2011

    hey dumbass people there called blanks you fucking idiots no real bullets

    -3
  • xjugxheadx March 2, 2011

    I would have turned and blew that fuckers hat off too.. jerkface!

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 2, 2011

    We don't trust you with scissors Bill because we're afraid you'll put your eye out ... so you'll just have to shoot this soldier a ball fade... Good Job Cadet ... Welcome To The U.S. Military Barber Billy.

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 2, 2011

    Get this man some ammo I need a haircut!

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 2, 2011

    dibs on the back row

    +4
  • carinya March 2, 2011

    Blank or not that would still leave a hole. I bet that fucker got a beating later and/or had to buy a lot of beer

    +0
  • tandt974 March 2, 2011

    Rule of urban warfare.Friendly fire....isn't!!!

    +0
  • d90girl March 2, 2011

    and he just stood there for round two !!???? Either steel balls, or complete idiot....

    +0
  • miked March 3, 2011

    HOLY FUCK!

    -1
  • miked March 3, 2011

    HEY THAT GUY HANDLED THAT LIKE A BOSS!

    +0
  • bite-me71 March 3, 2011

    Well i would have totally dropped a load in my pants if that happened to me.

    +0
  • killdozer March 3, 2011

    Army clowns do this shit all the time....like inspect their weapons and put a round through the ceiling (first hand exp)that is why in many places they dont give them ammo....that is what you get for hiring felons.

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 3, 2011

    Im sure there were some words spoken by their SGt.. LOL..

    +0
  • cellule March 3, 2011

    He already been shot from the front, obviously.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2011

    There goes that shrimping business he was dreaming about.

    +0
  • dman6765 March 8, 2011

    well,there it is proof that russians have thicker skulls and smaller brains.

    +0
 
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