That isn't a splinter, that is a fucking 2x4 in his head. I'm sure beer and a "hey ya'll watch this" was involved in the stupidity before a huge chunk of wood went into his head.
Needle/chopstick thrower strikes again!
Hey, I think that's Woodsy
Gave me a woody...
you got to be careful when jumping boarder fences senior. now it looks like your head has two buttholes and one of them is taking a shit.
The good news is your a Retard!
I can't hear you talking 2x4 yeeea-aaah
LESSON 1- How not to catch a Boomerang..
Easy on the toothpick, Jim..
Good luck getting that taken out in Tijuana
OMG, he's got devil's horns!!!!!
how much wood can a wood head chuck if a wood head could chuck wood.
Don't worry, Frank's brain wasn't affected...he's still stupid.
"You Block Head Charlie Brown".
NOW THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE A CELL PHONE!
looks like someone watched to many episodes of american logger.
Stop trying to hide the remote.