Just Another Day At The Kwik-E-Mart

This job sucks enough without having cars drive through the fucking wall. Can't a kid sweep the floor in peace. Just get yourself a Turbo Dog and a Slushy, and you'll be fine.

15 Comments
  • rockinron March 10, 2011

    wow lucky ass kids gonna come out smelling like a rose when his lawyer gets done with the lawsuit.

    -5
  • oicu8abullet March 10, 2011

    Suddenly, all that sweeping he did seems like a waste of time.

    +7
  • dageneral March 10, 2011

    woman + Toyota = Carnage

    +2
  • format187 March 10, 2011

    Is it just a coincidence that Habib had the day off when something crashed through the building....hmmmm?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 10, 2011

    Well, that suicide bomber isn't gonna get his 72 virgins.

    +1
  • graffix March 10, 2011

    That wasn't a car, he tripped over the extension cord and fucked the place up.

    +1
  • two-hats March 10, 2011

    You Bastard I've just swept that floor!

    +0
  • cellule March 10, 2011

    Would it have been a semi-truck if he'd used a vacuum?

    -1
  • atmydismay March 10, 2011

    If he doesnt have shit in his pants id be shocked!

    +5
  • larbob March 10, 2011

    i like how all the looters come running in after.

    +4
  • devildawgz March 10, 2011

    Thanks fuckhead , now I have to sweep this shit twice . The blue light special was a fucking hour ago

    +0
  • mrdream1031 March 10, 2011

    "I wasn't even supposed to be here today"

    +4
  • honkie365 March 10, 2011

    I like how he put the dustpan on the countertop where it looks like food is placed.

    +1
  • cbt23 March 12, 2011

    Thank you come again

    +0
  • otisdriftwood March 16, 2011

    Hes just like oh fuck shit's exploding through the wall! i gotta get the fuck outta here quick.

    +0
 
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