Alan Ackbar Shot in the Streets

jay
30,583 Views 5 years ago

So here you are, screaming Alan Ackbar in Libya. There is a bunch of assholes with guns just down the road. You are fat, with white pants on. Throwing your hands up in the air, like you just don't care. Then boom! Out of nowhere, you get clipped. You go down like a sack of wet potatoes. Lesson learned. Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life. Bonus for the fact you are wearing underwear.

33 Comments
  • spaulding March 19, 2011

    Jay, I have to call you out on your comment. Being drunk, fat, and stupid seem to be working out for you pretty well. You're doing good for yourself. You have the most awesome website on earth, and you're my hero. Just don't get shot.

    +20
  • spaulding March 19, 2011

    Ps, you down a can of beer like a girl. hahahaha

    +12
  • Jay D. March 19, 2011

    I'm not stupid all the time.

    +7
  • Jay D. March 19, 2011

    It was cold...I haven't done that in years.

    +4
  • sleeko March 19, 2011

    So there you have it. Yell'n Alan Akbar at a bunch of armed cops, is not such a good idea.

    +0
  • mostliklyurdad March 19, 2011

    WTF they didnt say anything but god is great on both sides

    +0
  • marsape March 19, 2011

    the guy in the white dress stole his wallet

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi March 19, 2011

    Notice the irony: Protesters yelling Alluah Akbar (God is the greatest)for peace, and these armed police who are supposed to uphold that ideal are shooting the people who are yelling the phrase.

    -3
  • two-hats March 19, 2011

    When we said go and stand and shout alan akbar! and we'll shoot you....did you think we meant with a camera?

    +3
  • scooterrat March 19, 2011

    That's what you get when you fuck some one else's camel

    +3
  • rockinron March 19, 2011

    yes jay the stupid sticks, if you were trying to quote animal house. its "son fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life" ya got it a little mixed around.

    -4
  • rockinron March 19, 2011

    i think he was asking them if they knew where alan's snack bar was.

    -2
  • askyoursister March 19, 2011

    consider humanity's amazing commitment to faith... and then consider how easy one bullet can convince you otherwise.

    +4
  • myballsyorchin March 19, 2011

    well that got him to shut up....NEEXXT!

    +5
  • tapeworm March 19, 2011

    fuckin' sand monkeys.

    +1
  • xjugxheadx March 19, 2011

    That's no way to dodge a bullet.

    +0
  • mrpoop March 19, 2011

    applying pressure is for pussies

    +1
  • yourtacosmells March 19, 2011

    If somebody screaming Alan Akbar over and over id shoot the mofo too ...

    +3
  • drtyrell March 19, 2011

    Translation: Not on the SEATS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

    +1
  • effinurmom March 19, 2011

    Kill em all

    +2
  • morbeck March 19, 2011

    He looks pregnant, i hope his baby survives.

    +0
  • ken_70450 March 19, 2011

    Should've shot a circular blade.

    -1
  • mudflap March 19, 2011

    PORCH MONKEY 1 TO BASE!!! PORCH MONKEY 1 TO BASE!!!! go ahead porch monkey 1... Radio static........ Bigtalk is down, I repeat Bigtalk is down!!!!!!! Base"""" Leave him, I repeat, Leave Him,,, Radio silence....... Ok we dumped him at KFC... Base.... "job well done men, return to base....

    +3
  • sirfartsalot March 19, 2011

    God may be great...but your still dead.

    +2
  • sirpoonius March 20, 2011

    Kwik-stop convention?

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth March 20, 2011

    Oh shit, muslims wear diapers?

    +0
  • xxranger March 20, 2011

    thats how you stop a protest

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 20, 2011

    Ask and Ye shall recieve..

    +0
  • d90girl March 21, 2011

    Damn....what took them so long !!?? Shoot @ first sight, we don't have all fucking day you know !!!

    +0
  • skydiver29 March 21, 2011

    We can help save the savages.....they will change thier ways......right?

    +0
  • skydiver29 March 21, 2011

    If you knuckleheads would spend as much time on the space monster as you did finding tranny pics it would increase revenue by 0.09%

    +0
  • sactownryder March 21, 2011

    Alans a real asshole

    +0
  • pacific March 22, 2011

    Kingdoms will rise against each other, there will be great sign from heaven. ARE YOU READY FOR ME?

    -1
 
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