Too Drunk For High Heels

When the bar is closing and you're still hunting for some muff to take home, this is exactly the kind of bitch you want to snatch up. She's too drunk to stand, but not too drunk to lay down and spread her legs. Now you'll just have to figure a way around her cock-blocking friends.

26 Comments
  • ohwickedwendi March 23, 2011

    She's not drunk--she just suffers from gravity surges.

    +8
  • drublix March 23, 2011

    I know how she feels, and Its fucking great! Its the next day thats a pain in the ass

    +1
  • dageneral March 23, 2011

    what do you mean too drunk, im surprised those heels didn't sink into the floor

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 23, 2011

    Thats why you never see fat women on runways

    +0
  • sactownryder March 23, 2011

    well, at least you dont have to evade the "Big Fat Friend"

    +0
  • dageneral March 23, 2011

    one more minute in those heels and she would have reached the earths core

    +0
  • boredshitless March 23, 2011

    lmao funny shit!

    +0
  • etdaddy March 23, 2011

    shit she could plant that fat ass on me any day more fat chicks in heels please

    +1
  • two-hats March 23, 2011

    Maybe her friends are lesbians and they got her drunk to fuck her?

    +1
  • supercow March 23, 2011

    For good times tear bag of flour spread evenly and wait for the target !!!

    +0
  • merseybeat March 23, 2011

    bitch told me she was going to BINGO

    +6
  • oicu8abullet March 23, 2011

    I think she was exceding the maximum weight limit for that mall.

    +0
  • sexstarved March 23, 2011

    go for it girl

    +3
  • spicee March 23, 2011

    yeah wrong title, should have been too fat for heels

    -1
  • tapeworm March 23, 2011

    mmmm bar trolls.

    +0
  • atmydismay March 23, 2011

    She needs one of those balance beams that tightrope walkers use.

    +0
  • xxranger March 23, 2011

    lol tapeworm

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 23, 2011

    Damn even to shitfaced for bare feet..

    +0
  • sexstarved March 23, 2011

    leave her alone she is on her way to the weight watchers party over at the alcoholics anominas club

    +1
  • mreynolds085 March 23, 2011

    i was hoping to see her baby door

    +1
  • donkey_punch March 23, 2011

    She's too drunk for those panties too... Off they come.

    +3
  • d90girl March 23, 2011

    Public Twister game....

    +0
  • mccracken March 24, 2011

    I think she was the cockblock, so now your friends don't have to take one for the team

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth March 24, 2011

    The drunker you are, the longer it takes to fall down.

    +0
  • lieutenantdan March 24, 2011

    What the fuck? Some fucking moron didn't give her enough Rohypnol, she's still standing.

    +0
  • marcodufour March 24, 2011

    She`s not drunk sh just slipped in the sneaky piss one of her friends did on the sidewalk

    +0
 
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