There's A Sharp Pain In My Penis

I'm sure this has happened to you before. You're sitting around the house, drinking a beer and watching American Dad, when you think to yourself, "You know, I kind of feel like putting a knife in my pisshole." Next thing you know you got a camera in your hand and a blade in your dick. Then you decide to send the footage to your boys at crazyshit.

23 Comments
  • thunderbutt March 28, 2011

    That has GOT to be user submitted.

    +7
  • donkey_punch March 28, 2011

    ^I'd say Marsape, but this one was held with more than just a finger and thumb.^

    +5
  • judasz March 28, 2011

    Come on... DO IT! DO IT! You Coward. Just Cut it off already.

    +7
  • keymaster March 28, 2011

    and as if by magic a man with a dick turns into a cunt

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi March 28, 2011

    I love how the phrase "You're never gonna be a man" played as he was sticking that knife in his hole.

    +6
  • massiveballs March 28, 2011

    when your thumb is bigger than your cock, you got issues!

    +11
  • shitstealer March 28, 2011

    This is about as fucked up a fingering your three year old sister and finding your dads wedding ring

    +8
  • cellule March 28, 2011

    How to write in bold characters when peing your name in the snow.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet March 28, 2011

    Wait. No one else does this?

    +9
  • spaulding March 28, 2011

    I can only imagine how bad it's gonna burn when you piss.

    +2
  • edrich March 28, 2011

    why?

    +2
  • xjugxheadx March 28, 2011

    If only someone could have surprised him with a walk in.

    +4
  • rockinron March 28, 2011

    he's gonna be pissin razor blades!!

    +3
  • atmydismay March 28, 2011

    Im not quite at his level yet i use a butter knife.

    +0
  • jamesbond March 28, 2011

    Someone won't be able to stroke in a few weeks, OW!

    +1
  • oicu8abullet March 28, 2011

    @atmydismay: You do know that the butter knife is a gateway knife. Right?

    +3
  • pizzapie March 28, 2011

    OK, now do it on your throat

    +0
  • myballsyorchin March 29, 2011

    if i saw all those little bumps on my cock, id be thinkin the same thing.

    +0
  • sexstarved March 29, 2011

    one prick meets another

    +1
  • u-235 March 29, 2011

    So he doesn't want to piss a steady direct stream in the toilet, he'd rather piss all over the rim and floor now.

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 29, 2011

    Fucking queers disgust me..

    +3
  • pacific March 30, 2011

    Bro in-case you didn't know, that shit won't help you shoot a big load.

    +1
  • endorphin September 24, 2011

    haha the whole part of the show went perfect with that!

    +0
 
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