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posted by Adam H. on 3/28/2011

There's A Sharp Pain In My Penis

I'm sure this has happened to you before. You're sitting around the house, drinking a beer and watching American Dad, when you think to yourself, "You know, I kind of feel like putting a knife in my pisshole." Next thing you know you got a camera in your hand and a blade in your dick. Then you decide to send the footage to your boys at crazyshit.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
thunderbutt
That has GOT to be user submitted.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 1:25 PM

donkey_punch
^I’d say Marsape, but this one was held with more than just a finger and thumb.^
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 1:32 PM

judasz
Come on... DO IT! DO IT! You Coward. Just Cut it off already.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 1:52 PM

keymaster
and as if by magic a man with a dick turns into a cunt
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:21 PM

ohwickedwendi
I love how the phrase "You’re never gonna be a man" played as he was sticking that knife in his hole.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:26 PM

massiveballs
+11
when your thumb is bigger than your cock, you got issues!
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:27 PM

shitstealer
This is about as fucked up a fingering your three year old sister and finding your dads wedding ring
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:29 PM

cellule
How to write in bold characters when peing your name in the snow.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:32 PM

oicu8abullet
Wait. No one else does this?
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 2:58 PM

spaulding
I can only imagine how bad it’s gonna burn when you piss.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 3:30 PM

edrich
why?
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 3:54 PM

xjugxheadx
If only someone could have surprised him with a walk in.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 4:22 PM

rockinron
he’s gonna be pissin razor blades!!
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 5:01 PM

atmydismay
Im not quite at his level yet i use a butter knife.
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 6:35 PM

jamesbond
Someone won’t be able to stroke in a few weeks, OW!
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 6:52 PM

oicu8abullet
@atmydismay: You do know that the butter knife is a gateway knife. Right?
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 7:35 PM

pizzapie
OK, now do it on your throat
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posted on: 03-28-11 @ 10:32 PM

myballsyorchin
if i saw all those little bumps on my cock, id be thinkin the same thing.
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posted on: 03-29-11 @ 12:56 AM

sexstarved
one prick meets another
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posted on: 03-29-11 @ 3:03 AM

u-235
So he doesn’t want to piss a steady direct stream in the toilet, he’d rather piss all over the rim and floor now.
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posted on: 03-29-11 @ 6:29 AM

ghosthunter
Fucking queers disgust me..
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posted on: 03-29-11 @ 12:30 PM

pacific
Bro in-case you didn’t know, that shit won’t help you shoot a big load.
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posted on: 03-29-11 @ 11:53 PM

endorphin
haha the whole part of the show went perfect with that!
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posted on: 09-23-11 @ 11:01 PM

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