Little Shark Has A Big Bite

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Adam H.
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This dip shit is here to give a safety lesson for handling sharks. Pretty much, you shouldn't do it. Especially if you're a drunk idiot. I take that back. You should definitely do it if you're a drunk idiot, as long as someone is recording it.

34 Comments
  • burp March 31, 2011

    JAWS 6....Bait the fucking drunk

    +2
  • azzholee March 31, 2011

    FIRST BITCHES!

    -13
  • azzholee March 31, 2011

    THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FUCK WITH SHARKS

    +4
  • burp March 31, 2011

    No you wasn't...HAHAHA fuck you.

    -1
  • azzholee March 31, 2011

    fuck you

    +0
  • massiveballs March 31, 2011

    By the time he gets to his 10th beer the shark will have been a great white measuring 20ft

    +6
  • two-hats March 31, 2011

    Hey Diego Maradona, That's an English Shark, and it's what we call PAYBACK! Hand of God my ASS.

    +1
  • killkenny March 31, 2011

    He didn't even get a chance to say, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi March 31, 2011

    That just made me think of a little person lawyer I knew...

    +0
  • xjugxheadx March 31, 2011

    nom nom nom

    +2
  • sikamikanico69 March 31, 2011

    drink another beer to kill the pain. then tonight you will feast on shark!

    +2
  • rockinron March 31, 2011

    must be indian taste like shit! he spit him out real fast!!

    +3
  • sickfuck March 31, 2011

    That'll leave a mark

    +2
  • atmydismay March 31, 2011

    I knew something was fishy.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet March 31, 2011

    You just can't fix dumb.

    +3
  • beergoggles March 31, 2011

    Dipshit, is one of my favarite use of words, and this Dude is certainly a DIPSHIT.

    +0
  • wackinisgood March 31, 2011

    what!!? no mexican jokes... im deeply dissapointed

    +0
  • rush March 31, 2011

    That shark now has aids!!

    +2
  • boppalilbit March 31, 2011

    fucker thats what ya get for taking me out of the water ya speck

    +0
  • larbob March 31, 2011

    i didn't know the rio grand had sharks. happy now,wackinisgood?

    +1
  • qz-sue March 31, 2011

    Safety first? Your daddy should have used a rubber.

    +4
  • hollow25 March 31, 2011

    Look on the bright side you can say you been attacked by a shark

    +0
  • bigsmellydick March 31, 2011

    the safety is the beer?

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 31, 2011

    sharks dont like spicy food

    +0
  • pacific March 31, 2011

    watch out don't spill the beer cabron..

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 31, 2011

    I think that was a small reef shark. Not friendly at all

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 31, 2011

    Black tip reef shark. very agressive. Shark fully grown about 12ft long. yes they are a man eater..

    Baby one started early...lol

    +0
  • rockinron March 31, 2011

    ^nice try ^ black tips are not on the list of unprovoked man eaters, and they rarely reach even 11 ft. they do bite but they do not hunt man for food. only maneaters do that and the list is small. tiger sharks, great white, hammerheads, bulls, and 4-5 others but black tip spinners are not on that list. i shark fished for 11 summers on the east coast contienental shelf .

    +0
  • lenny9651 March 31, 2011

    tastes like chicken

    +0
  • myballsyorchin April 1, 2011

    "SAFETY 3RD!!!"

    +0
  • nexus6 April 1, 2011

    did'nt spill the beer

    +0
  • pussy-eater April 1, 2011

    eat that pussy!!

    +0
  • immanuelkunt April 1, 2011

    He looks like my garbage man. So do you, fuck face.

    +0
  • okjames April 2, 2011

    LOOKS LIKE A SWOLL SAUSAGE TO ME..

    +0
 
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