The Mariner Is Going Down

God damn it, you're suppose to stand still. But no, you've got to turn all the attention on you. Can't you let these people mourn without trying to upstage the dead guy at his own funeral? Dick.

20 Comments
  • pistolwhip April 4, 2011

    man that is one thin casket...did he get run over by a tank?

    +2
  • bulldognuts April 4, 2011

    Hey at least he kept his hands behind him all the way down.

    +0
  • massiveballs April 4, 2011

    He’s down and out, While the other ones just out

    +6
  • orchid April 4, 2011

    Fuck. He's eating carpet

    +2
  • fatpizzaguy April 4, 2011

    he locked his knees and cut off his blood circulation. idiot

    +9
  • azzholee April 4, 2011

    too much alcohol

    -1
  • wackinisgood April 4, 2011

    +1 for adam, good comment

    +0
  • d90girl April 4, 2011

    Got room for one more !!??

    +0
  • beerbelly April 4, 2011

    TIMBER!

    +1
  • rockinron April 4, 2011

    he just found out he could have saved money if he went with gieco.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet April 4, 2011

    Attention whore.

    +2
  • larbob April 4, 2011

    check out the hot chick that comes in at 28sec.

    +0
  • stankbug April 4, 2011

    Seen it several times in Boot Camp when people would lock their knees while standing at attention for long periods of time.

    +1
  • ghosthunter April 4, 2011

    TIMMMBEEERRRR!!!! Thump!

    -1
  • island_mon April 4, 2011

    "Don't lock your knees dude". Been there, almost did that. Good way to loose some of your chicklets.

    +3
  • gore-slash April 4, 2011

    haha gravity's a bitch !

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 5, 2011

    Gravity Surge!!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth April 5, 2011

    Notice the other one doesn't move -- he's still sleeping.

    +1
  • bite-me71 April 5, 2011

    Its spelled marine, and i thought i could not spell worth a fuck.

    +0
  • ezileeoffended April 5, 2011

    ^ No its spelled Moron, and you cant spell worth a fuck.

    -2
 
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