I Remember My First Beheading

What a big day for little Achmed. He gets to cut off his very first head. Poppa Akbar has showed him how it's done a couple of times, but today is he's on his own. He's so excited to feel that blade penetrate the trachea. It's not as easy as he thought it would be, but our little man is quite a trooper. One day he'll be there while his son performs his first decapitation. Allah is so proud right now.

65 Comments
  • eject_21 April 7, 2011

    And you thought child molesting catholics were bad...

    +5
  • rockinron April 7, 2011

    one day god will return and every mother fuckin one of these sick bastards in the middle east is gonna pay for this shit!! the beheading dont bother me, its the fact that the sick fucks brainwashed a little kid into thinking its ok to do in the name of alan akbar!! turn the whole region into nuclear glass!!

    +23
  • jaton April 7, 2011

    I tried watching that, but I just couldn't hack it.

    +7
  • sickfuck April 7, 2011

    "So little Johnny, what did you learn at school today?"

    +2
  • two-hats April 7, 2011

    That poor bastard probably did something really bad like whistled on a Tuesday. Why the fuck is NATO over there trying to teach these fuckers democracy when they're no better than savages fucking rag-heads.

    +15
  • massiveballs April 7, 2011

    If I said it once, I said it a thousand times “GLASS FUCKING BOWL”

    +15
  • rimjobber April 7, 2011

    Who provides the best/worst Crazyshit movies - Shemales or Arabs? I can't decide!

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi April 7, 2011

    His skills will come in real handy comes Thanksgiving. Oh, wait...

    +2
  • moonhead April 7, 2011

    kids now days!!!! i remember back in the day

    -3
  • boredshitless April 7, 2011

    hopefully he learned he needed a sharper knife

    +6
  • chefren April 7, 2011

    Peaceloving muslims raising kids. Great way to teach the children the value of life and tolerance.

    +6
  • tapeworm April 7, 2011

    I guess boy scouts varies continent to continent. I say nuke the middle east and get it over with already!

    +5
  • beerbelly April 7, 2011

    My Parents wouldn't let me have a pocket knife, this lil fucker's apparently a "fag" because his Bayonet was blunt when chopping off a fucking head!

    +1
  • wackinisgood April 7, 2011

    and these are the people we fight to free... fuck the middle east

    +8
  • cmwar-15 April 7, 2011

    ^^^^ditto....this is just more proof their religion is shit...kill them all and rape their oil.....and wemon

    +8
  • oicu8abullet April 7, 2011

    If my head ever gets cut off, please let it be by someone that's done it a few times.

    +13
  • asstro April 7, 2011

    Persistent little fucker.

    +4
  • mingo666 April 7, 2011

    noticed something with these vids these sand monkeys need to get better knives.

    +3
  • the_argus April 7, 2011

    I've never considered kicking the shit out of a child until now.

    +12
  • mikem1919 April 7, 2011

    I am now terrified of 12 year old middle eastern boys!

    +4
  • drublix April 7, 2011

    every time I watched these beheadings I always wonder how long the guy is concious.

    +10
  • larbob April 7, 2011

    that's just not right.

    +0
  • sicasso April 7, 2011

    Boy things are differant than when i was a young kid.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 7, 2011

    @oic--and by a woman with big tits and a really sharp ginsu knife.

    +3
  • azmatt April 7, 2011

    Getting through the spine is a real bitch!

    -3
  • donkey_punch April 7, 2011

    Knife won't hold a blade, Flips it over *MADE IN PAKISTAN*

    +3
  • jdgoma April 7, 2011

    Barbarians the whole lot. Allah is rolling in his grave right now.

    +1
  • kona_guy April 7, 2011

    Damn when i was his age i was Playing Atari! kids today, darn little rascals.

    +0
  • dac125 April 7, 2011

    i couldn't do it....i couldn't watch it...it's toooo much for me....gah....couldn't they just find a wood chipper and do it with style instead?

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 7, 2011

    @Wendi: Bonus points if she slices right through a tomato immediately after cutting my head off.

    +0
  • pizzapie April 7, 2011

    I know what to get this kid for his birthday, some Ginsu knives

    +0
  • thegolfer April 7, 2011

    Was he wearing Nikes?

    +0
  • desk April 7, 2011

    one of the best beheading i saw here in crazyshit!

    +0
  • shiftybob April 7, 2011

    ahhhh... the religion of peace.

    +0
  • czech_it_out April 7, 2011

    at least they didn't cut his dick off..

    +1
  • mcgaugh57 April 7, 2011

    just nuke the evil scum already

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 7, 2011

    @oic--you could have her practice on a crash test dummy and tomato, then send it into crazyshit! I bet you'd get a free T-Shirt for that.

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 8, 2011

    Guess what some day will be in the gunsights of a US MARINE SNIPER.

    +0
  • crazyshitr April 8, 2011

    Kill 'em all. You will never clean this shit up until then.

    +0
  • crazyshitr April 8, 2011

    The guy must have cut off the little bastards Xbox. He's probably taking the head home for supper.

    +1
  • nnie April 8, 2011

    I've watched just about all the be-headings this website has posted and I think only the first bothered me and the rest were cake. But this one is tough for me to watch... Poor bastard getting killed by a child.

    +1
  • armymedic85 April 8, 2011

    man fuck that shit ..... its always just as bad as the first one i SAW .... there definitely needs to be so sort of change in the middle east ...Jesus save us for real man ..... on a side note ... i really like to kick that kid in the nuts :)

    +1
  • ruffleforskin April 8, 2011

    man all I got when I was little was a plastic knife

    +1
  • anrconvert April 8, 2011

    Every time I hear a Muslim say it's a religion of peace I'm going to send him/her this link.

    +1
  • rxixp April 8, 2011

    Alla Ackbar!!!! Alla Ackbar!!!!!!!! Would anyone care if a bomb blew this future shithead up?

    +0
  • himdownstairs April 8, 2011

    Ok..I might be a nigger,,,but atleast im not a SANDnigger!!

    +3
  • killkenny April 8, 2011

    Is that the kid from Stargate?

    +0
  • lordsboy666 April 8, 2011

    @ rockinron....God is to blame for this....all religion is hate! God is not going to return and save us all. It is up to people to change the world not Santa Claus.

    +0
  • iowaredneck April 8, 2011

    Allah can suck mine send the nukes. God damn dune coons.

    +1
  • etdaddy April 8, 2011

    little johnny goes to his first beheading and asks why. his dad tells its the head you'll ever get

    +0
  • mudflap April 8, 2011

    Stop hacking like that son you will cut my thumb off...

    +1
  • mudflap April 8, 2011

    Oh at shiftybob! Every time I read your comments I whack off! dick is sore, please change your avatar or I'm gonna behead my dick...

    +0
  • idiot April 9, 2011

    RELIGION IS JUST WRONG, DOWN WITH ALL RELIGION FOREVER.

    Even if there was a god, what the fuck would be the sense in it all?

    Fucking stupid cunts only get one life and go and waste it on torture and punishing themselve's.

    IN FUCKIN' SANE.

    +3
  • idiot April 9, 2011

    @lordsboy666, you are quite right in my view, but you don't help by naming yourself the opposite of god, sort of hypocritical, the best thing to do is educate and help, then they find it hard to believe that the one helping them is the bad and the one they must follow starves them, understand.

    +0
  • beergoggles April 9, 2011

    Slap-Chop

    +0
  • tripod April 9, 2011

    Islam is just a simple, peace loving religion. You have no proof that Muslims deal in death and intolerance, do you?

    +0
  • wargod April 10, 2011

    Next time just use a hacksaw....it may be quicker

    +0
  • tha_ringmaster April 10, 2011

    rockinron is the dumbest motherfucker here. you cant say god AND bash brainwashers, that's ALL RELIGIONS, dumbfuck. btw, SPOILER ALERT, when we die, WE GO IN THE FUCKING GROUND, period.

    +2
  • krazyk April 11, 2011

    Whatever he did he didn't deserve this. Every posting on this is immature.

    +0
  • shadowchaser April 12, 2011

    To those here who say that they couldn't handle this: If someone committed a horrible crime against someone you cared about, you would be DYING to do the same to them. Revenge have several degrees. This one obviously means that the guy who is getting beheaded did something that was absolutely terrible.

    +0
  • myfacebokspace November 12, 2011

    what goes around comes around. they are the devil please blow them all up and let them burn in hell

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    Not so easy eh you little goat fucker? That's becoz those fucking heads are meant to stay attached you sick fucks!!

    A party for the whole family too...WTF?

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    You're an asshole! All you need to to is be different from those GOATFUCKERS!!!!

    +0
  • dreydog1983 August 27, 2013

    Wow this killer hasn't even hit puberty. His voice is high still. What is wrong this world.

    +0
  • dreydog1983 August 27, 2013

    This is horrible. Making him into a serial killer.

    +0
 
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