Watch Me Jump Off This Crane

He hesitates a little, but when he goes for it, he really goes for it. He had some pretty nice form with that swan dive. But, like he does at everything else in life, he failed. Looks like he'll get a second chance to attempt suicide.

28 Comments
  • bulldognuts April 14, 2011

    You fucked it up!

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  • 2bit April 14, 2011

    Such a peaceful day, with the birdies singing and all.

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  • two-hats April 14, 2011

    The guy who owned my local cinema has committed suicide. His funeral is next Friday at 2.10, 4.20 and 8.40.

    +4
  • rockinron April 14, 2011

    damn snow fucked up a good video! he gets a 10 though for great form!

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  • massiveballs April 14, 2011

    Red bull doesn’t work the same when you mix it with vodka

    +1
  • rockinron April 14, 2011

    i guess that showed you mom for deleting your world of warcraft account!!

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  • talent April 14, 2011

    attention seeker fails!

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  • etdaddy April 14, 2011

    should have aimed for the concrete

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  • blowsmoke April 14, 2011

    I love to sit here, snort oxy, and watch people plummit to their death... ahh life is depressing!

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  • atmydismay April 14, 2011

    i hear the hospital hes headed to is a real dive too!!

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  • boredshitless April 14, 2011

    pussy!

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  • sleeko April 14, 2011

    Would somebody fetch me a razor blade and paper sack, so I can clean this up?

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  • oicu8abullet April 14, 2011

    Another person failing at being a failure.

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  • qz-sue April 14, 2011

    Of course he's not gonna die - The show is called LIFE NEWS.

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  • czech_it_out April 14, 2011

    hey dumbass if u wanna kill urself, u have to land with your head, not your belly... if u can still walk, next time try to land somewhere without snow... u dumbass now i know why u wanted to kill urself...

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  • island_mon April 14, 2011

    lol @ two_hats

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  • ohwickedwendi April 14, 2011

    Where are those gigantic, mutherfucking snakes when you really need them?

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  • gringo69 April 14, 2011

    he just break his ass

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  • cunalingus April 15, 2011

    I've had a few nights like that when I have had too much Vodka to

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  • superhotdom April 15, 2011

    Wow Criss Angel has really gone down hill

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  • getfucked April 15, 2011

    I hate it when we don't see the splatterbounce

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  • crazyshitr April 15, 2011

    How come the medics always run so fast to collect the body? The dumb ass wanted to die, so let him already.

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  • coonboy April 15, 2011

    Im gonna give him an 8 on this one BOB, a little sketchy on the entry, he might of fucked his chance up at a medal, so sad.

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  • big_guns April 15, 2011

    at least there is plenty of ice to help keep the swelling down!!

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  • immanuelkunt April 15, 2011

    If only he'd landed on that goddamn filthy dog.

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  • harleybitch April 21, 2011

    gaaaa ronnnnn aaaaa moooooo

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  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    Just his luck to land in a snow bank. That Shit happens in Canada all the time!

    +0
  • nowtakemyname October 1, 2012

    LIFE NEWS or DEATH NEWS ?

    +0
 
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