Crossing the street safely really isn't that hard. First you look to see if any cars are coming. If there are, you wait. If there aren't, you cross. Anyone who can't grasp this concept kind of deserves to be hit by a car. Fuck him.
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That shit is funny as fuck, give a 10 for the flip but you gotta stick the landing.
Asian people can't walk either..
... who said they could walk ghost?
probably give the guy a ticket for j-walking.
Dumb fucker deserves the death penalty for being stupid
if you notice guys the poor fucker laying in the road had right of way on a crossing, the driver wants FUCKING!
walking sideways won't get you to the other side any faster.
I know a good chiropractor he might want to visit.
At our neighborhood pool diving board we would call that there a "neck breaker"!
Asians can't drive, they can't walk--why are there still so many of them??
He's damn lucky the truck didn't get him. BTW REPOST! And -1 to me for saying "repost".
And +1 to Jed for keeping it short and sweet.
bam! 20 points!
Well Bob, he is going to get a deduction for the hat coming off, but an overall job well done, the judges should be pleased.
I see they already have his memorial wreath ready.
Well... he ALMOST made it, lol