He's Not Faster Than A Car

Crossing the street safely really isn't that hard. First you look to see if any cars are coming. If there are, you wait. If there aren't, you cross. Anyone who can't grasp this concept kind of deserves to be hit by a car. Fuck him.

19 Comments
  • ouch April 17, 2011

    Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!

    -2
  • 2bit April 17, 2011

    Doh.

    -1
  • sickfuck April 17, 2011

    That shit is funny as fuck, give a 10 for the flip but you gotta stick the landing.

    -1
  • ghosthunter April 17, 2011

    Asian people can't walk either..

    +3
  • wackinisgood April 17, 2011

    ... who said they could walk ghost?

    +0
  • rockinron April 17, 2011

    probably give the guy a ticket for j-walking.

    +0
  • pizzapie April 17, 2011

    Dumb fucker deserves the death penalty for being stupid

    +0
  • merseybeat April 17, 2011

    if you notice guys the poor fucker laying in the road had right of way on a crossing, the driver wants FUCKING!

    +1
  • crazyportugese April 17, 2011

    almost perfect..ahahaha

    +0
  • kopuff April 17, 2011

    walking sideways won't get you to the other side any faster.

    +1
  • spaulding April 17, 2011

    I know a good chiropractor he might want to visit.

    +1
  • wisconsinjed April 17, 2011

    At our neighborhood pool diving board we would call that there a "neck breaker"!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 17, 2011

    Asians can't drive, they can't walk--why are there still so many of them??

    -3
  • oicu8abullet April 17, 2011

    He's damn lucky the truck didn't get him. BTW REPOST! And -1 to me for saying "repost".

    -6
  • oicu8abullet April 17, 2011

    And +1 to Jed for keeping it short and sweet.

    -2
  • boredshitless April 17, 2011

    bam! 20 points!

    +0
  • coonboy April 18, 2011

    Well Bob, he is going to get a deduction for the hat coming off, but an overall job well done, the judges should be pleased.

    +1
  • donkey_punch April 18, 2011

    I see they already have his memorial wreath ready.

    +0
  • d90girl April 19, 2011

    Well... he ALMOST made it, lol

    -1
 
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