Quit Playing With Your Food

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Adam H.
15,666 Views 5 years ago

I was always told there are starving people in China who would love to eat my food if I didn't. Now I come to find out they just want to stick it up their nose, and undoubtedly other orifices. Fuck you China, you can't have my left overs to use for your weird fetishes.

20 Comments
  • zahnfee April 28, 2011

    i wondering that was no poo...

    +0
  • merseybeat April 28, 2011

    i have always found a knife and fork easier

    +3
  • spaulding April 28, 2011

    What are you waiting for? Stick a screw driver in there and fix the loose screw in his head.

    +3
  • downunder69 April 28, 2011

    do him a favour and put that chopstick up his ass

    +2
  • massiveballs April 28, 2011

    He should have lubed them up with shit first

    +4
  • rockinron April 28, 2011

    i see the radiation has reached china now.

    +4
  • rockinron April 28, 2011

    @MASSIVEBALLS HE WANTED TO PLAY WITH HIS FOOD NOT EAT IT.

    +2
  • two-hats April 28, 2011

    Baseball bat to the back of the head will cure that.

    +1
  • boredshitless April 28, 2011

    sorry! no msg!

    +0
  • oicu8abullet April 28, 2011

    I need a vacuum cleaner and a power drill.

    +2
  • fingers April 28, 2011

    if he's dumb enough to put it in there fuck him let him get it out himself

    +0
  • qz-sue April 28, 2011

    Just suck them out, bitch.

    +0
  • picklehiesner April 28, 2011

    fuckin pea brain

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  • ohwickedwendi April 28, 2011

    Well...I see his problem--he's an idiot.

    +2
  • mccracken April 28, 2011

    this reminds me of Total Recall, except this chick has to shove those sticks up alot further

    +0
  • d90girl April 28, 2011

    I fucking LOVE Wasabi

    +0
  • boredshitless April 28, 2011

    holy shit! my wife fixed peas for dinner tonight and all i could think about was this dumbass! thanks Adam!

    +0
  • willylickaball April 28, 2011

    Later on he'll pee soup.

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  • miked1983 April 29, 2011

    get the mallet one good hit

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth April 29, 2011

    Newsflash Asia: Chopsticks are crappy utensils, they are even worse as tools!

    +0
 
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